If You Live To A Ripe Old Age, Maybe You’ve Lived Too Long.

Man, you know it all now.

Can’t nobody tell you.

Your mind is all made up.

Made up.

Nothin’ left to make up.

Make up.

Your maybe’s are outa luck.

Barry

Your an A Hole when your Amygdala is missing!

 

The Humor HELIX

Uploaded on Nov 11, 2010

The Humor HELIX

This short video describes how humor really helps some people while driving other folks absolutely bonkers.

The theory is based on this fact:

“When Things Are Going Down-Hill, They Generally Pick Up Speed.”

Identifying parts of the Humor Helix:

– F & F stands for “Frig and Frac”.

– E & D stand for “Dang, Right On! and Eeeyaaa!”

– C stands for “See, I told you!”

– B represents “Be Careful”

– PPO stands for “Permanently Pissed Off”

– A is the entrance to the A-hold where humor resides in humorless people.

Here is how the Humor Helix works:

The Bad Humor Spiral

1. Potential humor drops out of the sky.
2. For those who are humorously inclined, the funny stuff hits our Cheer Channel and rolls in whatever direction we are heading in life..
3. For those not humorously inclined, the funny stuff passes right through the cheer channel and is caught in the A-hold area. This is why humorless folks are known as A-holds.
4. For the Bad Humor folks, funny stuff heads toward B, picking up speed along the way.
5. As the funny stuff hits the down humor helix it flies around the spirals making a distinct F sound. This is where people start to say – “For frigg’s sakes…”
6. The bad humor now flies from the helix and creates more confusion, frustration and anger, adding to the fact that this person is gradually becoming PPO – Permanently Pissed Off and in danger of becoming an A-hold.

The Good Humor Spiral

1. Potential humor drops out of the sky.
2. It automatically takes the path of least resistance and follows our natural state – in this case heading towards point C.
3.The weight of this funny stuff causes the scales to tip and the humor picks up momentum along the Cheer Channel as it heads toward D.
4. The funny stuff races around the beginning of the Humor Helix and speeds toward E.
5. As the funny stuff crashed through point E we will likely hear a verbal response from the good humored person. Something like: “Eeeyyyeeeessssss! as they fling their arms high in the air in solitary celebration.

It is through the Humor Helix that people either are positively affected by humor which invigorates their lives or they are negatively affected by humor and Permanently Pissed Off.

So be it.

One Response to “If You Live To A Ripe Old Age, Maybe You’ve Lived Too Long.”

  1. Bill, like I’ve always said.

    If we make money from this idea I owe you 50 percent so stay alive brother, stay alive!

    Shore do love me some Bill Murney!

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