Many folks have been hammered.
They know what hammered means as well as
what hammered can do for and to a believer
not to mention that cooking Kraft Dinner &
then setting those recently been boiling
honey pot of golden goodnesses on
their now semi-numb but soon to
be torched lap necessarily equals
unseen couch inhabitants awakening with orange stuff hats.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
