Many folks would be amazed to know that what I’m about to say will likely get me killed.
Sure, it won’t be your normal assassination with blood splatter that could
actually lead to some conviction, no, this will be a flurry of “The
World Hates You” cards and they’ll be so cheap and come
with such great already wrapped presents that quite
likely even my neighbors will accept theirs without question.
It’s just a card people! And I was only kidding…
Thank you, friend.