Shit Tests Cannot Be Faked By The Shit

two dophins swimming

Most folks understand the “if it can’t bend it breaks” thing.

They know everyone has to give a little to get a little

and that nothing – NOTHING – works without

gaskets but when fundamental truths are

ignored, this shite only leads to bad. I

can see you there, struggling on the

surface of this cold, beautifully clear water. Wanna do this or not?

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

9 Responses to “Shit Tests Cannot Be Faked By The Shit”

  1. That’s the sad part sir. I want them to touch my teats.

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  2. Whoa.

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  3. Even as I read this I can tell you sir. This is NOT ME!

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  4. the fish will wipe themselves out to eliminate us if they have to.

    A few by agreement will live but the rest will climb into cans if they have to because the dust they make will be better than ours.

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  5. That’s uh, just fish think, mind you.

    No other grain beside alivekind has spoken to me.

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  6. Hope ahm not meexeen up yer hearing, pal.

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  7. check

    check

    check

    ch-ch-ch-

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  8. All decisions from here on in must involve the animals because they’re tired of being treated like niggers.

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  9. Jis so appens eye speek animule.

    not intimulley.

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