Shoulda Snapped Sooner

Talk to anyone who has “lost it“.

If your conversation is not taking place in a prison visiting room you will likely hear the guilty party exclaim that they actually feel much better for having purposely jumped into their deep end.

To a person, however, they also muse why it took so long to recognize their crazy place. But they’re always relieved to have finally found it.

And therein lies my point.

Just why does it take so long to rip ourselves away from the illness called normal in order to engage the powerful bounty germinated via great disdain for something?

It’s hard to believe we are that friggin hypnotized.

But we are and its waay past time to snap out of it.

Loosen up your mind, see what you find.

Instructions below.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

This video mirrors my sentiments exactly. Apparently it may have struck a chord with a couple of other folks, too. (thanks to my daughter Shannon for the top vid and my son Brett for the bottom vid)

Like A Boss

Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you’re in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I’m the boss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is…

Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Debra’s desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man I can’t fucking do it… shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra’s desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)

Suck a dude’s dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I’m dead (like a boss)

Uh huh. So that’s an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick
Nope!
Actually I’m pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain’t me
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I’m the boss
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I’m the boss
Yeah yeah I got it!
I’m the boss
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A BOSS!

Lyrics courtesy:
http://www.metrolyrics.com/like-a-boss-lyrics-the-lonely-island.html

And for something completely different…

Buffalo Bill Lyrics

Better watch out sucker now I got ya where I want ya,
onslaught, coming and Im packing in my lunch up,
bunch a missile launcher and a bunch a contra,
van van full of ganja, now come on jump,
man stop marchin marshall on my gotcha,
doin’ the cha cha and the kucharcha with a quadri-plegic,
boogieing down to Frank Sinatra,
Lyndsay to the Lohan naked while you let me watch ya,
who da knew the puda do ta me whats its done,
such cynicism when this isn’t in my system,
blunt hypnotism, lift the spliff up to my lip son,
so much on my hands, i got to give my kids a fist pump,
Chris-to-pher Reeves swimming in my swim trunks,
Mister, “help me” whats he said to me and then sunk,
women skinning them and cutting them up in chunks,
in comes the woman with cocoa butter skin ones,

[Chorus]
Once again they call me Buffalo Bill,
Buffalo Bill, Buffa-buffalo bill,
skin em up, hym em,
sew em up in those kilts, up in those kilts,
upa upa up in those kilts,
man you don’t want to go up in those hills,
up in those hills, uppa up in those hills
You better beware, stay clear of buffalo bill, buffalo bill,
buffa-buffalo bill,

[Verse 2]
Always, you can see em lurking in the hallways,
carcasues of caucasion females in his draw space,
how the hell did he fit em all in such a small space,
hide em in the wall but how long will the dry wall take,
well f-ck it then, I got nothing but time, I’ll wait,
until its dries for the moment i guess your all safe,
after I sand it and buff it I guess that I’ll paint,
my chainsaw’s outta gas my regular saw aint,
now here I come again, damn stomach rumbling,
you can even hear the evil spirits coming from within,
someones in, the back of my damn house rummaging,
its a girl, she looks pretty thin but I want to skin,
been on the hunt again, when will it ever end,
Evelyn why you trying to fight you will never win,
http://www.elyricsworld.com/buffalo_bill_lyrics_eminem.html
severing legs, arms, damn there goes another limb,
pull the lever then trap door, death is evident

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Now what you know about Buffalo Bill,
nothing so chill,
f-cking hoe, you better f-cking hold still,
make sure none of that lotion in that bucket don’t spill,
cut em gut em and just keep stuffing those girls,
man I think she had enough of those pills,

sedate her, then I wait her come back later just to clutch on those steel blades
braids, baby when I cut ya dont squeal
I hate the loud noises I f-cking told you,
I keep hearing voices like
wouldn’t you like to go and get ya put ya knife
and push it right through it while ya put ya shishkebab skewer
into a barbecue or would ya do to her what you usually do to a girl who’s skins newer,

[Yoda]
In a World of Sin doer this is turning into a torment tournament of sorts,
Christmas Ornament you are,

[Eminem continued]
I”ll be sure to Gensu ya til there’s no more skin to ya,
boo ya who ya think you f-cking with,
duck because here he comes again,

[Chorus]

Lyrics courtesy: http://www.elyricsworld.com/buffalo_bill_lyrics_eminem.html

2 Responses to “Shoulda Snapped Sooner”

  1. Why are people shooting like this?

    [Reply]

    Barry Williams Reply:

    Many of these shootings come in pill form.

    Er, I should say in pill norm.

    [Reply]

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