Something Stinks About The Law of Attraction – This is How To UnStink It

Inspector Gadget
Inspector Gadget

Yes, there is a force called attraction and another called un-attraction.

This is how it works: Do you prefer some foods, people or places more and prefer others less?

That’s it. That’s the force we’re talking about.

Most of  the gobbly-gook that is being written about the law of attraction is actually enticing folks away from the main point:

Attraction can come from people or things that move – like animals, for example, but there is a very good chance that these things are not going to slam into you in some meaningful manner on your couch.

Go Go Gadget Brain!

The law of attraction is confused by many people with it’s sister law, the law of searching. Yeah, this is a different law entirely and I can pretty much guarantee that the law of attraction is not looking for you.

Regardless, here are just a couple of things you can do to entice the law of attraction to your neck of the woods:

  1. Leaving The Invisible Trail – Control the malodorous content of your personal airspace by scrubbing your epidermal decks often and keep your piehole /portholes, etc. squeaky clean.
  2. Pull your pants up or down – Depending on how old you are, dress like you’re expecting company.
  3. Secret Agent Man – Pretend your life is unfolding better today than yesterday and watch for evidence.
  4. Smile, Smile, Smile – Collect weird looks and smiles by handing yours out. Your day will be more interesting and somebody might be compelled to actually acknowledge you.
  5. Handing Out Just Deserts – The universe does indeed fill a void and an imbalance occurs whenever we add value to anyone or anything. Does the value ricochet always hit you? Nope, but sooner or later, it will.
  6. With or Against The Flow Just Go – Most folks are unaware that the law of attraction exists only when things are in motion. But that’s the way it works. No movement. No attraction.

Emigrate To The Land Of Ohzee Tippers

If you want good stuff to happen in your life you can cut through the mustard and get the party started by priming the cosmic pump with gratitude.

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Keep Your North & South Poles Clean

All it takes is for you to help someone in the same way you would like to be helped and presto chango – before you know it you’re living in the Land of Ohzees where favors are the same as manna from heaven.

Get enough people knowing, liking and owing you and the Ohzee scale will definitely tip in your direction.

And as you know, when things are going downhill, they usually pick up speed.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Where am I to go now that I’ve gone too far? Please invest a couple of moments to allow Golden Earring to polish your consciousness…

Somewhere in a lonely hotel room
There’s a guy starting to realize
That eternal fate has turned his back on him…

It’s 2 A.M. the fear has gone
I’m sitting here waiting the gun still warm
Maybe my connection is tired of taking chances

Yeah there’s a storm on the loose
Sirens in my head
Wrapped up in silence all circuits are dead
Cannot decode my whole life spins into a frenzy…

Help I’m stepping into the twilight zone
Place is a madhouse feels like being cloned
My beacon’s been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go now that I’ve gone too far
So you’ll come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
So you’ll come to know
When the bullet hits the bone

I’m falling down a spiral–destination unknown
Double crossed messenger–all alone
Can’t get no connection, can’t get through–where are you

Well the night weighs heavy on his guilty mind
This far from the border line
When the hitman comes he knows damn well
he has been cheated…
And he says

7 Responses to “Something Stinks About The Law of Attraction – This is How To UnStink It”

  1. Hey Barry,
    You are so right, good attracts good.. a positive attitued will get positive results, the universe will as you say fill a void…In this ever faster paced world sometimes we expect it to be filled immediatly…patience humility and honesty are some vitues that the universe has to see to believe. Then and only then will it reward…not just finacially but spiritually as well, money is nothing without peace of mind, and that comes from giving…not taking
    Great stuff, I have missed reading your post’s… been busy with offline stuff.
    Vince recently posted..Learn To Write Your Sales Letter Before Creating Your Product

  2. @Vince

    Hey Vince, I agree with you completely, pal. Time is NOT on our side. It is one of humanity’s terrible masters and few folks are aware of how to reign it in.

    Patience, as you so aptly point out, must be exercised or like unused muscle, it vanishes.

    Thanks for stopping by, Vince. Your comment is very much appreciated.

  3. Hi Barry

    Basically –

    It’s better to give than to receive.
    It takes less facial muscles to smile than frown.
    Positive will always defeat negative.
    it’s easier to swim with the tide than against it.
    Always treat people as you would like to be treated.
    Honesty is the best policy, liars are always found out.
    Cheats never prosper.

    Problem solved.



  4. Thanks Bill.

    Okay, I can shorten these up, I forgot that I wasn’t being paid by the word…

  5. I like Bill’s summary. 8)

    Although I’m an atheist that doesn’t mean Jesus didn’t make sense. “Do unto others as you would have done unto yourself.” Jesus started the law of attraction game but didn’t make a bean out of it.

    John McNally recently posted..Happy Sheep and Happy Artist

  6. I’m not a religious guy either but I do follow some of Jesus’s and the bible teachings.

    The part about not spilling your wine and no goat fighting. These I follow like tomorrow ain’t coming.

  7. @Barry Williams,

    I am of the same religious persuasion as John but if I could make wine out of water, then I might need a rethink!

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