You uh, don’t say shit.
You just stay quiet.
But, inside, you boil.
You’re lyin’ quiet.
Hells ready for fryin’.
For anyone caught lyin’.
Why is Ryan lyin’?
Course Ryan is lyin.
And Ryan thinks unk’s a buyun’
But Ryan he is lyun.
Bad, bad, lyun Ryan.
Stoppin’ up his tryin.
So say you, your honor.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com
