A device needs to be created.
Just a simple headband with a spring loaded plastic hand
which can be activated to strike an offensive yapper by
entering a number which is plainly visible on the
back of their Yapslapper headband.
Employing this system, anyone acting like a moron
would receive multiple yap-slaps from smart
phone admonishers who become aware
of stupid’s YapStop number.
Hear that clacking? Ats someone’s mind achangin’.
Thank you, friend.
Don’t want to wear a Yapslapper? Everybody got yer number pal…