It ain’t about a dollar.
The old man said.
It’s oneupmanship and
Parta that’s dead.
You can’t turn your back onna
Half killed guy ’cause
If you do, the dead guy’ll try
To take you out when
You wanna stay in and
Digits onna windpipe let the
Hymns begin.
For the world to sing
A brand new song,
One where earth’s a tower and
You’re King Kong.
Thankyou, friend.
Barry out.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
