Oh tequila!
How I pray to thee.
You make me big
And make me small.
Just who I want to be.
Oh tequila!
You drive alive.
Enhance my dive.
I underwater you.
You overhead.
Make me feel dead.
And then to life you free!
Oh tequila!
I look but you find me.
I start afraid but
Then you said.
Barry, you love me.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
