Most folks know inside from outside.
They recognize their scalp as theirs
and not belonging to some nation-
wide scalp group which makes
losing theirs more important
than the other two hundred and sixty-eight Custer scalpees.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Little_Bighorn
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
Wounded sometimes means leaving with yer scalp intact.
Sometimes…
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