Before your birth you were a major, major winner.
Of course, your winning was not without cost. It caused the demise of a very scary number of potential entities.
Only you fertilized the egg that now wears your clothes, sleeps in your bed and frets about your debts.
Out of millions of others, only YOU succeeded. Many were lost but you – you were FOUND.
But that’s all behind you now and long since forgotten.
Hence this tiny reminder.
Thank you, friend.
To learn what you were like before “this attitude you have now” take a gander at this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm