Year: 2011

    About three hundred brights ago a dream spilled from me growing It splished and splashed while I, still high on deck Unfurled the […]

The clock is ticking, time waits for no person and what comes around goes around. Life wringer outers will recognize this sure-fire road map to […]

Some folks require a lot of interpretation. Like they’re chinese trying to talk canadian. Or smart trying to talk financial. You get the idea in […]

Vampeers do exist and while they initially seem similar to average folks their selfish intentions give them away on account of them saying and acting […]

Michael Jackson is done writing tunes. Dude still speaks hear and there though. He talks shite about folks making stuff up and other folks making […]

Most folks are unaware of who or how their lives are controlled. In fact our predictability is so great that the only hope any of […]

This picture is worth at least one hundred and fifty of our scariest words. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

I’m like baffled at times. I don’t know what. What I say! What? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

My wife mucho talks to herself. She talks back to herself, too. Me, I tippy, tap, tap, tap. Are we both crazy? Thank you, friend. […]

Two dudes forced to sit side a side at a table. One talk crap, udder speak crapola. Both heading naw for the pissers And brangin […]

It wouldn’t be right for everyone to be the same height or eye color and weight also lives in that ballpark. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Chickens follow a pecking order and whenever there is a pack of dawgs, one or more of them is scratching / biting or licking their […]

I just say this to myself because I can. Nobody cares and nobody cares that nobody cares. Ahmed gonna mak this look lak a boat […]

A fucking thumb tack? I’ll give you a thumb tack! Oh how I wish I knew why I must walk the perimeter. The bottom is […]

The Ultimate better not be The End All Be All sans improvements or bored will definitely be on the menu. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Short folks can illicit a pile of empathy from absolute strangers. As dwarfs they attract almost every eyeball in their vicinity and there is not […]

Musical instruments are almost always made to exacting standards. Every one of these beautiful, incredible machines is bent on creating vibes only if they are […]

Geographically and metaphorically speaking – wherever we go, there we are. Its just us. Hanging out right there in dimensions three and four. If a […]

Conquistador Pizarro utilized hounds to subdue a continent. Like the best lawyers money can buy these mastiffs went straight for the guts of their targets […]

Happiness is more difficult to keep to oneself than unhappiness. Tongues would have to be bitten and many eyes squinted if this were not the […]

My spoiling was not the result of any rods being spared at home. Rather, I was spoiled through the understanding of the voluntary nature behind […]

My father received plenty of assistance from the christian god but me, I got nothing much to write home about. Perhaps this result has something […]

Folks think because pain comes from somewhere that it ought to go somewhere. They should tell that to a squid or anything caught in a […]

There is a good reason why no one should verbalize anything they don’t want to make real. Especially if it ain’t positive or helpful to […]

Apparently some folks are addicted to sex. Having never had the occasion to be trapped by such a heretic one can only imagine how awful […]

A study called The Hawthorne Effect claims that watching folks alters their behavior. Most parents don’t need such high falutin social experiments to understand that […]

“Don’t eat that Aylmer, that’s horse shit.” Before he lost his mind furiously battling in the mall division of the global religious war, that’s what […]

Air, luck and caring concern are important. Usually not critical until we need them, though. Aaynd sheesh, do we ever need ’em now … Who […]

Sneaking blood out of a stone is a wondrous talent. You have to be able to mobilize rock, though. And exchange something shiny. Thank you, […]

Me gettin beat down? That’s Ludicrous. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Like your best firefighters and police alive everywhere.