Year: 2011

Sometimes my wife makes me so angry. Well, that’s how she causes me to feel anyway. Surely if reality were somehow different I would have […]

Most folks assume hangovers are the cost of  bargaining with inebriation. This ain’t so and not a good thing for a lot of folks to […]

The vast majority of folks easily understand that crap rolls downhill. What many fail to recognize is someone lives there. We spend too much time […]

Gawd bless you folks for continuing. We’re like minnows in a shark pond it ain’t easy here. Are you sure you’re in the right place? […]

Most folks have no idea how little effort is needed to change someone’s mind. A decent ripper of a fart or even just a deep […]

Saskatchewan, Canada is not a good place for folks to lose their mind. Not if they care about its timely return anyway. A couple of […]

Tick talk get away from that clock. It’s not a toy to be played with, I warn you. Just lay down those second hands and […]

Once we know where folks are coming from we can speak to them like we know where they are at which most of the time […]

Some folks call them dimensions, others call them Here and There No matter though, either you’re WITH it or you ain’t because from what we’re […]

This guy walks up to a disc jockey who is providing music for a wedding. He expectantly and loudly asks whether the DJ has a […]

Investing in paper books might not be your best bet. Folks getting lazier coupled with instruments which allow them to do so semi intelligently are […]

How sick I feel at times. Was it something I ate or is something really rubbing me the wrong way? Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

Some folks are able to sloop through life without employing any hint of sincere apology. They pay little heed to how they are unintentionally influencing […]

distance is now manufactured through TV’s n such. no measurement will remain the same for long now that ginormous can fit inside a 52 inch […]

Why not, dammit? Why not give in? Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Its beyond individual votes now. Now its about hints and who don’t got some? Whats coming to youse? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

as much air as there is for everyone to breathe we will come we’ll arrive and survive and not one section of this place will […]

Anyone who has ever been kicked by an animal dreads being trampled by them because if their hooves pain that much sideways how much agony […]

Many folks entrust the of joy of life to chance and habit. They excitedly exclaim “Gawd, I’ll be happy when…” and then fill in the […]

Moldy food can be whittled to remove the yucky part and most of the time the remainder can be eaten without worry. Fungus must surely […]

No state has ever escaped gifting gold to the barbarians (inner and outer). Today is no different: both gold and barbarians exist in many forms […]

Since hector was a pup folks have been taught to save loot. Perhaps we got this from squirrels but no matter where it originated this […]

The pioneers who opened north america to light skinned folks would be blown away at how uncivilized we have become. After all, back then there […]

Whatever is happening “over there” will not be visited upon us. That’s the thought slinking through most north american minds when and if they contemplate […]

“For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies primarily on covert means for expanding its sphere of influence–on […]

Study human nature very long and you’ll find that everyone is seeking the same thing. After all the striving, conniving and thriving they just want […]

Relations between copulation starved men and anything sporting a constricted canal are legion. Whether that carnal contact produces an extremely supple marriage, genetic genocide via […]

Billboards, flashing neon signs and magazine / newspaper / television advertising all work. None of them achieve their goal each or all the time but […]

Not many moms and dads walk around buck naked or spend time showing off fancy new sexual positions for their kid-lings. Those same love professing […]

Most folks have no idea how hazardous boredom can be. Because they’re mostly head down – arse up, Jo/sephine Average hums through life at a […]