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Year: 2012

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Ahl Do What Ah WanTa

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2012
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I’m a free man gawdammit! I’m goddamn free! FREE…! Within reason. Thank you, friend. Barry out. I don’t like me some ‘o dat corruption y’honor.

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Awareness

What Gregorian 2012 Taught Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2012
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Ahm stupid beyond belief. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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I Uh, Like Myself.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2012
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Yeah, I make mistakes. All the time. Why? Cause I’m operating waay outa mah fucking league is why. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Brian Tracy […]

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Living The Life Of Jim Dandy

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2012
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Most folks don’t love existing. They really haven’t given it all that much thought but when they do, hoe boy do they get excited! Thank […]

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Awareness

The Same Mistake Three Times In A Row. Eye Ca-rumba Dat Smarts!

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 29, 2012
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Most folks make miscalculations. They don’t like to admit that they pull boners though but not admitting to the beggars only admits more and more […]

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Awareness

Just Because I Don’t Believe In Christmas No Gifts Will Be Forthcoming

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2012
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Most folks have a timing for chocolates. They need to get them on special occasions because plenty of suspicion will be planted if the wrong […]

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Awareness

If Laws Are Made To Control Society How Come Some Lawmen Can’t Follow ‘Em?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2012
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Most folks expect police and priests to be straight shooters. They know that both of those religions have rules up the ying yang about people […]

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Awareness

American Soldiers Are Offing Themselves Before Our Enemies Even Have A Chance

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2012
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Most folks know squat about the military. They know they don’t want them knocking on their door at 5 AM in the morning because once […]

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Awareness

Whether A Bomb Or The Bank Takes Yer House Either Way She’s Still Gone

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2012
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Most folks discount financial hardship. They either weren’t alive during the 1930’s or are too old now to give a shit about whether the world […]

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Awareness

We Got So Many Worlds On The Same Planet Which One R You From?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2012
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Most folks have never heard of Hugh Everett the third. They know nothing about his many worlds theory which caused Hugh to be much ostracized […]

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Awareness

Yer Love Taps Turn Both On And Off And Most Turn Off Easier Than On

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2012
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Many folks waste pleasure for no good reason. They will be happy when: the damn house is paid off, or when Darren finally decides to […]

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If A Burger Joint Can Make Us Super Size Shit Lawd Knows Who Controls Our Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2012
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Most folks know about suggestion. They tried it with their kids a couple of times but like most parents know, sooner or later they’re gonna […]

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Awareness

Future Police. Everyone Gets A Badge But Only One Okay?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2012
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Most folks have been babysat. They knew that their care givers had been relayed rules but nevertheless they needed testing so’s the relationship could start […]

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Ya Got Many Colors On The Same Pallet And Favorite Hues Are Verboten

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2012
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Most folks want to appear a certain way. They, like everyone else, line up for family and important event photo shoots and PR (public relation) […]

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If Shit Stopped

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2012
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Many folks can think of a different way of doing things. They first utilize straight on thinking then if that shite don’ t work they […]

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Everything Wants To Be Human

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2012
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Many folks eat meat. They understand that animals plus every thing else we eat are transferred through death into the most conscious life form on […]

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Inventing Problems Lesson 1 – Wishing People Were Different

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks have a people problem. They might be wrestling with a teenager or scrapping with a sibling over something crazy like estate value or […]

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Awareness

Don’t Want To Show People Who You Really Are? How Bout Wearing Clothes?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2012
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Most folks have a way of making themselves look good. They get others to vouch for them, color their skin and hair, paint their finger […]

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Knowing A Tool’s Name And Its Proper Use Are Two Very Different Mindsets

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2012
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Most folks have never been to prison. They think incarceration is something that occurs to people requiring an attitude adjustment but give ’em a bit […]

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Alcoholics Against MADD Mothers (AAMADDM)

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2012
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Some folks resist enhanced human control. They refrain from allowing “authorities” any more power to impinge upon personal freedom especially when the gun or vehicle […]

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Instant Mental Agility Test

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2012
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  Most folks know if they are handicapped. They answer “No, I am NOT” when asked if they are unhinged but others simply stare blankly […]

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Yes There Was Chillen What Growed Up Early Or Chances Was Good They’d Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 24, 2012
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Most folks know nothing about the plight of natives. They go about their business not wondering who was here first or how those people were […]

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No, I’m Serious. I’m Here To See God And Ain’t Leaving ‘Till I Do

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 24, 2012
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Most folks hope someone is monitoring them. They don’t want to be laying there rotting for three weeks until the gas guy comes trying to […]

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He Checked Again To See If Someone Phoned And No, Apparently They Hadn’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 24, 2012
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Many people are okay by themselves. They need others to be great though because spreading yerself thin is kinda dangerous if no one’s around to […]

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Writing is like A Pencil

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 24, 2012
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Do pencils come sharp? Do pencils in use stay sharp? Can old pencils be sharpened? Can pencils take yer friggin eye out? Why are so […]

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Then A Woman Screamed “Jesus Christ! You Made Me Wreck My Fucking Car!”

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 24, 2012
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Once upon a time I was an industrial chemical salesman. In the job mostly for its glamor and constant traveling, early one morning about 6:30 […]

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His Father Died Of Stupidity You Know So He Was Always On The Watch

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 24, 2012
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Many folks perish in accidents. They don’t call it suicide but that’s most certainly what killed them, usually on account of their horrific lack of […]

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Awareness

Wait ‘Til The Road Hits You Before You Wind Up Hitting It

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 24, 2012
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Most folks know about yearning. They also realize that just because they feel like strangling so-in-so don’t mean they’ll do it this minute no, they […]

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Awareness

Some Readers Think I’m Serious

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 24, 2012
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Ambiguous has more than one definition. That’s how I roll too and I shore do appreciate you rolling wit me. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Santa Pushes A Lot Of Coke And Don’t Much Care For Tall People

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 24, 2012
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Many folks know about Rorschach tests. They get it that people see different forms in the same trigger graphic & whatever diviners perceive in the […]

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