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Month: February 2012

Awareness

Welcome To Our Port Side Survival Course On The Good Ship ConcordiaWorld

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 20, 2012
  • 0 comments

Today one of the largest moving objects on the globe can hit something and the captain don’t know about it. “Dinner!” he might order. Now, […]

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Awareness

Getting Up With The Best Intentions Then Misplacing The Cause Of The Rise

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 20, 2012
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It truly is astonishing how much life we must forget. It can’t and should not be dragged too much forward for soon the past would […]

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Awareness

The Great Tide Raises Every Sheep Making Good Nowhere Near Good Enough

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 20, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many people have marveled at and even purchased fake Picasso renderings. Before he attained fame, even Pee Pee would have been surprised that anyone would […]

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Awareness

I Was Fortunate Indeed That My School Dumped Me Before I Could Vacate It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 19, 2012
  • 2 comments

“And because you think something is funny, everyone should laugh?!” the vice principle asked me incredulously. “Well uh, yeah. That’s why I say it,” I […]

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Awareness

Risk Of Contamination Is So Real That Only Through Focus Can We Be Ourselves

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 19, 2012
  • 2 comments

Many religions warn about the dangers of developing a hierarchy of gods. “Put no gods before me!” they say and unfortunately most belief systems end […]

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Awareness

Nowhere Fast Is Fairly Crowded But Even So Its A Popular Place

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 18, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks are unaware that shite adds up. A little bit here and a little bit there is enough to break any camel’s back and […]

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Awareness

Shit Runs Downhill Easy Enough But For Spreading It Needs People

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 18, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most criminals are less than perfect at covering their tracks. Still, more than 35% of murderers get away scot free because even with two mountains […]

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Awareness

Do I Have Wrong Assumptions?… I Uh, Highly Friggin Doubt It!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 17, 2012
  • 0 comments

Yes you may find people who disagree with me. Then what? Unless there’s a bunch of them I might still be ten percent right and […]

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Awareness

Asshole Is Not A Food So How Can We Be What We Eat?

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 17, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks have no idea how their choice of caloric energy source is affecting them. Sure they feel bloated and maybe a little bit bathroomish […]

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Awareness

Riding This Liver Like A Wild Horse An Hoping Spurring Don’t Get Us Bucked Off

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2012
  • 0 comments

I’m using everything from my skin in @ 100% capacity. That’s why I ask that no one follow too close because if an arm or […]

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Awareness

Imagine Shooting Blanks At Fifty-Five

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2012
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Curling is one hail of a unique game. Folks can be watching in real time and for many, many, many mo ments not a thing […]

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Better Than Free Libraries. We Tell You What You Don’t Know!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2012
  • 0 comments

Park out front of any state sponsored book depository any early morning you like. There will be no lineup of folks waiting to get inside […]

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Awareness

Please Heaven Meet Us Seven Daze Sooner

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2012
  • 0 comments

Life can be sped through. Live fast, die young. Lots of folks have practiced this even though it didn’t help anyone steel left much. Thank […]

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Awareness

To Give Away: FREE Life Stethoscopes

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2012
  • 0 comments

“Just listen to yourself!” my mother would say. We both knew she wasn’t warning me about a lack of personal thoughtfulness, rather, her overt hinting […]

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Awareness

Eating The Dogs Is Okay Unless You Plan To

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2012
  • 3 comments

Lots of geographical explorers appreciated their animals to the Nth degree. They loved them, worshiped them, and depended upon them for their very survival. Probably […]

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Awareness

Let’s Hear Three Huge Cheers For Our Good Friend Spontaneous Confabulation!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2012
  • 2 comments

These daze we are surrounded by things which deserve our marvel. Lots of folks are coming up with lots of stuff and sometimes its challenging […]

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Awareness

Babies Fear Out-Of-Sight Mother Is Gone Forever And GrownUps Fear Life Is Too

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2012
  • 1 comment

There definitely is a unifying principle to existence. It can be seen anywhere and everywhere and upon recognition can be applied and extrapolated to every […]

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Awareness

Going Too Far? Lessee, Take Your First Right And The Next Right After That Right.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2012
  • 3 comments

Almost everyone ponders their past. Some of us might even spend too much time contemplating how we could have said this or done that better […]

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Awareness

Keep That Fat Guy Off Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 13, 2012
  • 8 comments

Most folks have some idea who they want to be and a lot of those same people are not that person. Its as if as […]

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Awareness

Google Says Someone Is Beating Up A Pile ‘O People. Whose Acting Brutish?

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 13, 2012
  • 2 comments

  Hells Angels Beating Up People = 1,110,000 results / Police Beating Up People = 271,000,000 results Hells Angels Beating People Up = 2,380,000 results […]

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Awareness

Conceived In An Office And Dead Right There In An Office, Too.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 9, 2012
  • 0 comments

These people started a war over outer wear. Some of them had shirts and ties and some of their opponents even had shirts and ties […]

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I Want To Leeb No Matter What Dey Say

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 9, 2012
  • 2 comments

Just in case them crunching sounds really is boots on the ground I want to remind everyone I’m just here holding the boat paddle. This […]

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Awareness

Other People Can Be For Sure But Is There Any Way To Poosh Ourselves?

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 9, 2012
  • 0 comments

No one can trash us the way we trash ourselves. Those wrists are for OUR cutting only THKQ! Similarly a person don’t wan to be […]

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Awareness

We All Gotta Tell The Truth Our Own Way But Everybody Talks In Turns, Okay?

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 9, 2012
  • 0 comments

Don’t say you’ll phone once the rates go down because you haven’t. You’ll see us as soon as the temperature stays above freezing for three […]

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Awareness

The Usury Freaks Are Coming. The Usury Freaks Are Coming! Hide Undervalued!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 9, 2012
  • 1 comment

People’s minds must be changed. If it takes knives or two swords crossed it don’t matter on account of a rising tide raising all de […]

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Awareness

If You Can’t Change Your Past Someone Else CAN. For A Fee, Naturally.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 9, 2012
  • 0 comments

Ancient history is simple to change but it ain’t easy. The entire shebang comes down to being able to see things from a completely altered […]

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Awareness

Seriously Deranged Is Still Serious

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 8, 2012
  • 0 comments

Some folks don’t appreciate anyone taking them lightly. They think frowning somehow presents the most productive mask which alone allows proper deciphering of their precise […]

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Awareness

A 4 U Guy Or Girl. Get Yours Today.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 8, 2012
  • 10 comments

Before my company flew too close to the 2008 recession sun and crashed, it employed an employee advocate. He was one person answering to one […]

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Awareness

To Hell With All Time Pirates

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 7, 2012
  • 0 comments

Stop working for duration. Start producing now. Thank you, friend. Barry out. We need more “now” manufactured in the world and we need people to […]

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Awareness

Machines Give A Shite About Us And Its Difficult To Not Take Personal

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 7, 2012
  • 0 comments

Get into a group with more than one-hundred and fifty people and there’s no doubt you’re getting into trouble. Start stacking those folks up on […]

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