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Month: October 2012

Awareness

Hey Old Timer The Boss Wants You… He Uh, Wants You To Speed It Up.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 7, 2012
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Most folks know what is expected of them. They could do their thing with their eyes closed and they often are but no one notices […]

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Fuck Mom I Don’t Do This Alone

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2012
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Most folks know someone who lost a job. They however didn’t lose their job otherwise they’d have no recollection of anyone but them losing shit. […]

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Awareness

Hooked On Loot Is What We Are

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2012
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Many people know about prostitutes. They imagine that ladies of the evening is what they are thinking about when it could be anyone including the […]

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Awareness

Pretend Humping In R Rated Movies Is Not Porn So Stop Feeling Guilty Mom

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2012
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Many folks watch fictional video screens. They sometimes get mesmerized because one team is losing or someone other than their guess is becoming king but […]

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Awareness

Then The Moment I Increased Our Risk The Big Dude Called Me Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2012
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Many folks work in dangerous conditions. They are able to do so because of their religious adherence to a concept that says No One Needs […]

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Awareness

Cause Of Death: Tall Rock Overdose

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 4, 2012
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Many people are driven. They seldom stop to imagine what they could be driven to they’re just full speed ahead. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Evil Are The Companies That Don’t Put Safety First

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 4, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks have working children. They wouldn’t sell their kid’s finger or eye or hearing for any small amount and yet they hand these youngsters […]

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Awareness

Here Is Our Phone Number But Please, Don’t Phone.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 4, 2012
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Many folks text today. They forget what its like talking face to face with another person and that sucks for non texters. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Who Among Us Is Not Deformed? And How Are They So Accepting?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 4, 2012
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Most folks would like to improve. They would love some machine like a belly shaker to vibrate their head or home so things could get […]

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Awareness

May We Transfer A Wee Bit ‘O Concern From The Dead Over To The Living?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 4, 2012
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Most folks have relatives who have passed on. They buried their ancestors at some place where land costs more then anywhere alive people survive and […]

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Awareness

Yeah Uh Joe We Need To Discuss A Little Matter Of Your Opinion Being Worth SHIT

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks do what is asked of them. They don’t wonder what might not be being asked of them because ain’t that someone else’s job […]

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Awareness

Whoosh Went Something And Sheesh Went The People

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  • October 3, 2012
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Most folks know the rising tides thing. They assume that if something of importance is happening then they would be one of the first people […]

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Awareness

Of Course You’ll Be Guaranteed. Now What Was It We Were Discussing?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2012
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Most folks don’t want to take their chances. They are insured up the ying yang ten times from Sunday and with all that premium paying […]

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Awareness

“Wow!” Says Goofy “This Ain’t No Mickey Mouse Shit!”

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2012
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Many folks buy cheap. They know there is better and best right there on the shelf beside this bargoon but sheeit, dey looks bout da […]

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Awareness

Then Mickey Said “This Shit Will Make You Goofy!”

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2012
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Many folks have dealt with lawyers. They understand that these dudes get paid to talk in ways that no normal person would consider and later […]

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Awareness

All Hail Hell’s Bell

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2012
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Many folks own a smart cell phone. They distinguish between callers via personalized ring tones and it’s scary how “real” the elect ronic bell ringtones […]

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Awareness

To Face The Wind With Open Eyes Takes Practice And Focused Squinting

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2012
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Many folks paddle against the stream. They want to know what the other side of everything looks like and you don’t get that by going […]

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Awareness

At First Discomfort Seems A Bit Rude But Soon Enough It’s Fine

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2012
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Most folks are adaptable. They twist when the wind says twist and they to and fro as required and even the utter lack of certainty […]

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Awareness

The Bickering Parents Cast An Ominous Shadow And Lo, They Called It Offspring

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2012
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Most folks have a family. They were raised by someone who was raised by some one and whomever that someone was, there go they. Thank […]

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Awareness

Practice Snapping Out Of It Or Be Trapped In Trance Forever

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2012
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Most folks are somewhat aware of being conscious. They have their eyes open and are doing whatever they’ve done a thousand times before but that […]

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Awareness

From The Tops Of Really Tall Buildings People Can Barely Be Seen

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 2, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks make a very good wage. They don’t think about money because like air, they have lots of it and seldom imagine anyone short […]

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Awareness

StageCoach Drivers Don’t Step Into Lives. Nope, Those Beggars Slide In.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 2, 2012
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Most folks have a good notion of their direction. They attended the annual company meeting & passed a complete physical not to mention surviving a […]

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Awareness

It Won’t Cost Alot For The Service Unused But You Know We Can’t Do It For Free

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 2, 2012
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Many folks have bank account overdraft protection. They hope to never use it in a similar manner that they avoid engaging insurance policies but whether […]

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Awareness

Then A Pair A Patetic Knower Chimed In & Immediately Changed His Position

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 2, 2012
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Most folks know about rows. They see stuff built in them, parked in them, stored in them and even taught in them and some times […]

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Awareness

If Rap Songs Don’t Suit You Wanna Sing My National Anthem?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 1, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks have preferences. They don’t see themselves arm-wrestling for some specific ketchup brand though because in ketchup they lak what everyone else laks so […]

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Awareness

Its A Pattern We Are & Attempting Escape From So Its That What Has To Change First

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 1, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks know about habits. They don’t particularly feel that they are infected with them but man oh man, they know some people who are. […]

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Awareness

Taint Right What We Make Right But We Do

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 1, 2012
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Most folks know about nuclear reactors. They understand that these behemoths are nuclear & that they react but be yond that they know little to […]

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Awareness

If Johnny West Can’t Save The World Hisself Maybe Youse Could Lend A Hand

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 1, 2012
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Most folks are Living on the shoulders of giants. They might not acknowledge that fact but few reject the breakthroughs and advancement their fellow humans […]

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Awareness

Don’t Go In Without Yer SmokeScreen Pal. Jeepers, Ya Wanna Get Burned?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 1, 2012
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Most folks appreciate ideas handed straight to them. They don’t go traipsing off through reality kicking up hints or inviting odd queries that may lead […]

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Awareness

Holy Crap The Dude I’m To Follow Is Wearing The Same Shoes As Moi!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 1, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks are not their own best hero. They have been hanging too long with the zero & up crowd trying to prove themselves worthy […]

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