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Month: February 2013

Awareness

Subjugating Yerself To Violent Authority Is Grabbing The Poopy End Of The Stick

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  • February 14, 2013
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Many folks know about progress. They understand that current reality happens a certain way but it won’t be like this forever. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Everyone Hates An AwareAnator

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  • February 12, 2013
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Most folks are forced to change. They would be okay with last year’s colored slacks but with everybody else switching up like that they can’t. […]

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And Every Time They Let Me Out I Made Them Pick Up My Shit

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  • February 12, 2013
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Many folks are owned by animals. They know I’m not referring to the political kind but rather those beggars what force them to walk in […]

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Awareness

I Knows Ahm Standin’ A Wee Too Close To Dah Fence Dah Fence Dah Fence

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  • February 12, 2013
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Most folks take it easy. They want to make it on time yes but not if they have to pass the highway patrol to do […]

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So Let Me Get This Straight. The Bad Guys DON’T Wear Uniforms, Right?

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  • February 12, 2013
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Most folks know about the police. They understand that it is a civilian’s duty to immediately respond to any officer’s demand to stop or get […]

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Awareness

If Shit Could Happen Just Before I Want It To, That Would Be Better Yet

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  • February 12, 2013
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Many folks know what they’re doing today. They are waking up three hours before they get remunerated to wake up and they will pay through […]

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Awareness

I Smell The Stank, I Smell The Stank. Heaven’s A Reekin’ & I Smell The Stank.

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  • February 12, 2013
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Lordy there’s nothing but folks pulling rank Pecking order, I smell the stank. Praise my sensing, now that I’ve noticed Recoil is managed through no […]

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Awareness

Something Beyond The Good Fight This… Way… Comes.

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  • February 12, 2013
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Many folks pray to their lord for good health. They sometimes might wonder to themselves why the boss don’t bestow it upon his best servants […]

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I Can’t Have ANOTHER GrandChild! I’m Neglecting The Ones I HAVE!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 11, 2013
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Most folks don’t know their edge. They sadly have never pushed themselves in order to see what they’re made of so they coast unaware of […]

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Awareness

Like Food, Too Much Happiness Bursts Out

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  • February 11, 2013
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Most folks keep their ‘skinny’ clothes. They paid too gawd damn much just to flop them over to the Sally Ann and that’s one small […]

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Comment On My BackSide

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  • February 11, 2013
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Ahma have T-shirts fer sale. Everything I write will be printed on shirts so’s you can spread the message of uh, you know… Thank you, […]

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Some People Fantasize Only At Night While Others Dreamin All-A-Time

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  • February 11, 2013
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Many folks mix their un and conscious. They can have several personalities that have zero recollection of each others lives which makes them perfect bizness […]

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Awareness

And Then They Paid Me Tip And All BEFORE I Did The Gawd Damn Job!

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  • February 11, 2013
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Most folks have dreams. They don’t often examine those midnight fantasies on account of them not wanting to know themselves as they never could. Thank […]

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Son You’ll Be Prying The Eyes Out Of Turtles But One Day You’ll Grow To Love It

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  • February 11, 2013
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Most folks don’t look too far ahead. They watch stuff to the edge of the trees but beyond that it’s just that glittering glare of […]

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Me And My Container Of Calories

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  • February 11, 2013
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Many folks know about cells. They know they are made of them and unlike the best of captains, they become their vessel. Thank you, friend. […]

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Be Rootless If You Think You Can But The Past Says You Won’t For Long

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  • February 11, 2013
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Many folks know that everything starts somewhere. They realize tires don’t fall off trees in some hot african country and they also understand that everything […]

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Awareness

Den The Lawd Said “Ahm Goan Make Me Some Observers” & At’s How We Got Here

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  • February 11, 2013
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Most folks are staying tuned. They have their favorite TV shows, their most loved sports teams and don’t even get them started about how many […]

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Awareness

Are Warriors Honed Via Contact Sports To Color Every Youngun’s Mind?

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  • February 11, 2013
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Many folks have never been kicked in the ass. They have no idea how much pain a bruised tailbone brings to the party nor how […]

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Awareness

Want To Be A GrandParent? Be Grand GranDamn Ya!

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  • February 11, 2013
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Many folks have kids that have kids. They may have little say in how many kids their kids have which means they are at the […]

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Sometimes A Relationship Works Better In Smaller Spaced Out Chunks

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  • February 11, 2013
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Most folks know that containers hold only so much. They understand that if a person was to attempt to put more into a container than […]

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Awareness

They Stick Hit Kids & Rammed Them From Behind. The Parents Called It Hockey.

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  • February 11, 2013
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Most folks know that sports has rules. They understand that in some sporting events people can hit each other into blackouts which is fine because […]

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Watch Where Yer Fingers Travel Cause They’ll Stink Up Yer Mustache

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 11, 2013
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Many men have facial hair. They may be so familiar with their hair that they don’t know it smells like Ol’ Darce. Thank you, friend. […]

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Outside The United Nations Building Ain’t As Friendly As It Seems Inside

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  • February 11, 2013
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Diplomats can be oh so very diplomatic. They recognize each other for this and thank each other for that and even when everything is going […]

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Awareness

Remember Who Yer Talking To

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  • February 8, 2013
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In some places at times its not breezy. Then its breezy. In other places its breezy all the time. Thank you, friend. Barry out.   […]

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Awareness

Even Just Handling The Knife Made Me Want To Throw It

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 8, 2013
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Many folks know about proximity. They understand that their broadcast is only going so far and if one needs attention beyond standard apprehension then let […]

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The Man Who Produced This Is Kinda Crazy But Look At His Painting, It’s NICE!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 8, 2013
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Most folks know their makers. They talk with them or not everyday and whether they recognize it or not everyday what is done comes undone. […]

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Every Life Has Feelters. How Often You Clean Yers?

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 8, 2013
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Most folks know that nothing stays the same for long. They are waay past being caught bare arsed by a changing season and eclipses no […]

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What Is Has Been & Will Be

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 7, 2013
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Most folks know that history repeats itself. They understand that people do what works and what works is normally the easiest path to stick to. […]

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Awareness

Wrongaholic Twelve Steps – Step 5 – The Grass Is As Green As You Are

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  • February 6, 2013
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Wrongaholic step 5 – The Grass Is As Green As You Are ***in production*** Premise of story: We imagine circumstances are better somewhere else or […]

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Awareness

It Wasn’t People Hurting Tools It Was The Tools Who Started Hurting People

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  • February 6, 2013
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Most folks know about progress. They measure it through bank account balances and the ink symbols on those monthly statements not to mention that new […]

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