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Month: March 2013

Awareness

Ideas Don’t Stop. Can You Imagine The Screeching?!

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  • March 8, 2013
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Most folks are absent minded. They are definitely in another space but that doesn’t stop their train of thought it just side-tracks it. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Rome Will Make Us Better. Life Is Better In Rome.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2013
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Most folks can adapt. They usually don’t though because why the hell bother? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Don’t Run YerSelf Down We’ve Got People For That

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2013
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Most folks compare themselves to others. They forget that there is not a single entity exactly like them here. Thank you, friend. Barry out. The […]

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Awareness

Constraint Theory Says Whatever You Fixed – Just Fucked Up Something Else

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2013
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Most folks know about improvement. They understand that certain things require upgrading but what they forget is that any change in system configuration supplies all […]

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Awareness

If Every Day Was SUNday Earth Calenders Would Be Worth Less

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 6, 2013
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Most folks know time is ticking. They forget though that earth ticking ain’t the same length as Mars ticking or Venus ticking or any other […]

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Awareness

I Won’t Scrap You Bottom Heaper Cause Yer Already Scrapping Yerself

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 6, 2013
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Most folks know about reserves. They understand that few people have enough to knowingly waste it on Pyrrhic victories. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

It Does Not Matter How Tall Yer Hat Cause Hats Here Only Block The Sun

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 6, 2013
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Most folks ask for forgiveness. They might kneel down many times a day or simply sit quietly and wonder what’s going on. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Dude Asked To Dance Unconsciously So They Punched Him In The Head

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2013
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Most folks know about misunderstandings. They said one thing but meant to say something else and now so-in-so has taken the entire thing the wrong […]

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Awareness

He Went Up One Side-a-Me And Out Da Udder

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2013
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Most folks know about possession. They think its nine tenths of the law when really that applies only to the repossessable. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Love Is A Bullshit Theory That The TheoryMaster Wants To Live On

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2013
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Most folks know about democracy. They understand its much like communism, socialism and any-ism employed to mana-merge humanity. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Depeche Mode– […]

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Awareness

How To Drive Survival To Work When Survival Don’t Want To Work

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2013
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Most folks look out for themselves. They then look out for whomever so whomever can look out for whomever. Thank you, friend. Barry out. spm […]

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Awareness

Yer Most Addictive, Subby, Sub/Substance: Astoni / Astonishment.

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  • March 5, 2013
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If you ain’t tried it, cain’t be knocked. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Roy Jones – Can’t be touched

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Awareness

Even If You Don’t Feel The Heat Yer Still Walking Over Hot Coals

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2013
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Most folks know about trance. They just don’t know when it starts. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

But Ah Wanna Be On Heeze Stay-up

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2013
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Many folks know about pecking order. They understand that it is an invisible force ensuring most living things wanna be someone else. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

When A Good Person Is Dynamic FuckWad Flashes Are Allowed

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2013
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Most folks know about perfect assholes. They are socially retarded people with little concept of how their continued stank is ranking down the party but […]

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Awareness

As Soon As Money Went Outa Sight, Money Went Outa Sight!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2013
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Most folks know about invisible. They know that written lists don’t help much when they’re still stuck to the gawd damn fridge door and who […]

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Awareness

The Internet Has Changed So Much So Quickly There’s No Time To Holler WHAA?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2013
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Most folks know about automated bank tellers. These are robots that the average Tom, Dick and Mary feel so comfortable getting their money from & […]

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Awareness

And Once They Were All Finally Tied Together A Couple Jumped Over The Edge

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  • March 5, 2013
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Most folks know about nets. They understand that the closely woven types catch everything. Thank you, friend. Barry out. There is no more ‘It’s every […]

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Awareness

Ya Smails Dat? Take A Whiff… At’s Chickens Comin’ Home Ta Roost

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 4, 2013
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Many folks know about the action reaction thing. They understand that with gravitational and motivational fields the farther things go up the longer it takes […]

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Spirits, Like Bowels, Prefer Voluntary Movement

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 4, 2013
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Most folks plan bathroom breaks. They can only hold onto what creates their biology for so long and then it must be expelled even if […]

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The Captain Hollers “Heaven Ahoy!” But The Gate Says ‘Straights Of Hell’

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 4, 2013
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Most folks know about man overboard. They would likely yell it out loud upon witnessing a passenger hopping over the railing into the deep blue […]

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Awareness

Leave With The Inner Peace What Brung Ya

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 4, 2013
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I grabbed the young man and as I hugged him closely said I love you son and in his head he said I love you […]

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Awareness

The Lions Lose A Matriarch And The Circus Postpones A Show

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 1, 2013
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Most folks know about acts. They understand that after act one comes act two and then act three but if the acting ain’t done by […]

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Awareness

When Buffoons Rule

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 1, 2013
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Many folks listen to authority. They do what is expected when it is and what is unexpected when it ain’t. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

And One Fucking Guy Made Everybody Lie. We Were All Going To HIS House.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 1, 2013
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Most folks are fairly naive. They also do not appreciate questions about being so. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Be Good Be Good Be Good. Stay Quiet Stay Quiet Stay Quiet.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 1, 2013
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Most folks don’t know about politics. They don’t recognize that a favor ain’t worth fuck all if its voluntary. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness

You Didn’t Pay Enough For Yer Furniture If It Costs You To Throw It Away

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 1, 2013
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Many folks hide the good silverware. They imagine it being used for special occasions and they also imagine today not being one of  ’em. Thank […]

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Awareness

Important Ain’t So Important For Everyone

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 1, 2013
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Most folks know about urgent. They may have to pee like a racehorse but that ain’t turning a red light green. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

To Have Lotsa Cake And Eat It Too A Person Gotta Be A Cake Baker

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 1, 2013
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Many folks know about the good life. They understand that to enjoy it they must ensure that others have an equal opportunity to reap success […]

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Awareness

Crazy People Talk To ThemSELF. Wise People Talk With ThemSELVES.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 1, 2013
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Most folks are on a team. They understand that if they are to have any chance of winning consistently they must pass to & receive […]

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