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Month: December 2013

Awareness

Everyone Could Live As Long As They Wanted As Long As They Did So Quickly

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  • December 10, 2013
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Most folks take their sweet time. They saunter when maybe they oughta be hustlin’ and hustle when they could saunter and the confusion between hurry […]

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Awareness

Dude Wanted Badly To Have His Own Way If That Was Okay With Whomever

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 10, 2013
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Most folks have to answer to someone. They might have to report to their  significant other or maybe just buddyballs from the Dank DareDevils but […]

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Awareness

Garbage Must Be Both Handy And Hidden And Something To Control The Smail

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  • December 10, 2013
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Most folks have regrets. They said something or didn’t say something or did some thing or didn’t do some thing but never-the-less, some’in ain’t right. […]

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Awareness

He Was Making Tracks For His Followers Who Followed Some Of The Tracks He Made

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  • December 10, 2013
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Most folks know about trails. They are paths where grass is already tipped over and soil displaced by sheer weight to provide predictability & ease of […]

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Awareness

For Sure It Was A Time Bean And There Was No Telling How Long It Would Last

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 10, 2013
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Most folks know about right now. They understand that it describes a period of existence that is and was at nearly the same instant and […]

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Awareness

The Ol’ Single Person Serving

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  • December 9, 2013
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Most folks know about packaging. They understand that it sometimes speaks to those other than the actual consumers of said product on account of soothing buyer’s […]

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Awareness

Mind Smooches With Reality Through Mamas ALMOST Eating Their Babies

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  • December 9, 2013
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Most folks have been kissed. They realize that unless the kisses are coming from weird ol’ uncle Mart they feel good even if they don’t […]

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Awareness

A Rebate They Called The First Little Bribe After Which They Just Called It Bait

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 9, 2013
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Most folks know about skulduggery. They recognize it in gaunt men wearing tall hats, fingering envelopes hidden in coat pockets while stealthily scanning the periphery of  […]

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Awareness

They Told Everything They Knew Plus A Few Things For Sure They Didn’t

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  • December 9, 2013
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Most folks know about torture. They understand it can be dirty and quick with a lot of yelling all at once or it can be […]

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Awareness

Dude’s Bind Got Mackwards

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 9, 2013
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Most folks get confuzzled. They often don’t realize how confuzzled they actually are tho’ on account of being residents of ConfuzzlementVille. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Who Is Shoving Shit Down Yer Tube?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 9, 2013
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Most folks get stuff in their mouth. They often forget though, who is stuffing that stuff into their pie hole and as a result point at […]

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Awareness

Mind Probes Reality Like A Latex Glove But Of Course, Without The Glove.

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  • December 9, 2013
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Most folks have connections. They know John at the mill and Julie-Anne is their sister and anyways their town is too small for people to […]

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Awareness

Dude’s Mind Played The Tune Until His Brain Was Forced To

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  • December 9, 2013
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Most folks have hunches. They don’t often follow them and before long they are lost but if they can catch up to the hunches again, they […]

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Awareness

There Was No Good Reason To Stay So A Poor One Had To Be Found

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 8, 2013
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Most folks love habitually. They love their job, love their mate and love the life they live & seldom do they realize how much love is required. […]

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Awareness

Yes, For Certain Dude Wanted To Know. Was It Him Or Heem Doing The Talking?

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  • December 8, 2013
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Most folks have several voices. They don’t often share them with anyone but their intimates and those voices live there on the tip of their […]

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Awareness

Going Blank And Staying Blank Are Two Totally Different Blanks

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  • December 8, 2013
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Most folks lose their marbles. They can’t find their car keys or maybe even their car but when they lose their place, they find trouble. […]

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Awareness

Money And Intelligence Ain’t “Come Into” The Same Way

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 8, 2013
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Most folks know about insurance and lotteries. They buy insurance and pay and pay and pay for it and hope like the dickens they never ever use it […]

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Awareness

Yeah, They Knew Worrying Wouldn’t Help But They Weren’t Prepared To Do Nothing.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 8, 2013
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Most folks know the two ways. They understand there is the hard way and the easy way and what usually determines which way they will […]

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Awareness

“Only The Dead Aren’t Sons-A-Bitches. . .” Captain Invisible Whispered.

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  • December 8, 2013
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“Look at that old bastard Leroy. . .” “That son-of-a-bitch is still alive!” a bony arm motions toward another as yet un-fallen soldier, half hidden behind his […]

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Awareness

They Were After The Same Thing. Dude Wanted Peace & They A Piece Of Dude.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 8, 2013
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Most folks know about adapting. They understand that working at a fast pace or a slow pace takes the same amount of effort once they’re […]

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Awareness

To Know Which Hunt Was A Witch Hunt, That Was The Question.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 8, 2013
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Most folks know about evidence. They understand that if ten people say something is so then eight people saying it ain’t so may not create […]

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Awareness

Dude Felt Bad For The Things He Was Not Good At But They Felt Nothing In Return

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 7, 2013
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Most folks know right from wrong. They likely don’t realize how this concept changes as wisdom sneaks into their life, making it right to walk […]

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Awareness

Who Gandered About While Partner Morphed Into Some Cream Of The Crop Mate Bait?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 7, 2013
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Most folks get coupled. They find someone who can stand them even if they make elephant noises through their nose but lawdy herself can’t save […]

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Awareness

When You Know Shit’s Gonna Change And You Don’t Change, Shame, Shame On You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 6, 2013
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Most folks know about outer space. They are safeguarded by that knowledge against believing in a rectangular shaped earth or similar awareness limiting assumptions and […]

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Awareness

When Dude Spoke Out Loud To His Father

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 6, 2013
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It was the way you raised me, I said. Yes, you’re right, he said. Until you said it. Now it’s your problem, he said. My […]

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Awareness

Hands Up For Volunteers To March On The Enemy On This, The Last Day Of The War

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 6, 2013
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Most folks know about battle. They understand that the lines of skirmish move from side to side and back & forth and they also realize […]

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Awareness

With So Many Knots In Dude’s Gut Shit Seldom Ever Went Straight Through

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 6, 2013
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Most folks misjudge their body. They forget that it is just a bumpy, hair topped long or short tube which stuff gets jammed into and is supposed […]

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Awareness

The Future Is An Awesome Place That Can Easily Consume The Present

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 6, 2013
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Most folks believe in tomorrow. They sometimes fail though, to comprehend the limited number of tomorrows or  how tomorrow corrals them noggin-wise. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  […]

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Awareness

People From Other Places Seldom Think Of You And Heaven Is Further Away

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  • December 6, 2013
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Many folks believe in an afterlife. They imagine that the place they are heading toward is the same as the one they came from and […]

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Awareness

The Billionaire Said “A Billion Ain’t Enough” She Was Right, It Probably Wasn’t.

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  • December 6, 2013
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Most folks know about profit. They call it savings or net worth but a few humans pile it on as if they were coming to the […]

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