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Year: 2014

Awareness

You Bet There’s A Record Of You. Will It Play Or Will It Skip?

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  • December 31, 2014
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You did your time. You gave a shit. Good was on your mind. And them who imagine, Life is freedom. Those folks get left behind. […]

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Awareness

If The Numbers Change Will You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2014
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Many folks are not themselves. They get told as much the day after they are not themselves by others who are not them. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Yes, The Wizard Of Oz Is Real And He. Is. You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2014
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Most folks know about eyes. They look directly into some, avert their gaze from others, and almost never peep into their own. Thank you, friend. Barry out. There’s […]

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Awareness

Yer Big Deal Is Yer Big Deal

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 30, 2014
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Most folks are not alike. They might have been born at same o’clock but they are not the same. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

When Bettin’ On Bad Works Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 30, 2014
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This guy’s barn burned down. His neighbors built him a new one. This guy was nice to his neighbors. Before the fire.   Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Mind Reception Falls Off In Some Areas

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 30, 2014
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Most folks know about stupid. They have suffered occurrences or waves of it themselves but then later they couldn’t do a thing wrong! Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Yer Liver Wonders About You. How Do You Feel About Yer Liver?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 30, 2014
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The company doesn’t care about you. You are just a number. Okay, you’re not JUST a number. You’re a number like everyone else. Like Tuesday […]

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Awareness

Let’s Call It The Brain – Body Agreement With Neither Partner Being Silent.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 30, 2014
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Most folks have had a stomach ache. They also wanted to run faster than the monster but both solutions were out of their control. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Father, Father. I Don’t Miss You. You Ain’t Never Left Me.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 30, 2014
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Most folks have been spanked. They either felt the lash agin their skin or their heart was scraped via empathy and  they hunted deep inside […]

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Awareness

Yer Third Man Is A God

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  • December 30, 2014
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Most folks have wished for more help. They mused “if I had a third hand” then they find a stick which they use as a […]

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Awareness

What If Them Aren’t Clouds Yer Head Is In?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 30, 2014
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You got this stack of egg shaped coins. They have a hole punched in them offcenter. These coins lined up on a peg uniformly  are […]

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Awareness

Find A Creative Way To Say Yer Sorry

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  • December 30, 2014
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  I don’t want people to die building a motherfucking dam. And I don’t want to be taken out by something only there for a […]

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Awareness

When One Must Live With Their Own Shit, Shit Requires More Thought.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 30, 2014
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Most folks know squat about septic ejectors. They know and hope that shit isn’t stored  inside their toilet but once it’s outa sight, their shit […]

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Awareness

A Lotta Poison Came To The Surface But Not Where It Could Be Got To

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 30, 2014
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Most folks know about poison. They understand that poison usually is administered via mouth or through skin transfer without considering eye poisoning. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Incredibly Fucking Stupid Lives Right Beside Fucking Smart

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 30, 2014
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Most folks know about pancakes. They can be stacked one atop the other but ‘stackability” should not be the main ingredient of yummy pancakes. Thank […]

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Awareness

Like A Rock Can Skip Over Water At Speed, We Move Through Universes.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 30, 2014
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Many folks know about the butterfly effect. They understand that small actions at the exact right time can have huge effects over huge areas and […]

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Awareness

Dude Yelled Hard Into Cyberspace And No One Hollered Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 30, 2014
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Most folks dislike confrontation. They get stomach cramps and a tight chest and sometimes without realizing it, a twitchy trigger finger. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Yes It’s Okay To Beat Yourself Up As Long As You’re A Self Healer

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 30, 2014
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Most folks worry. They just don’t put a time limit on it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Intelligence Is Readily Available To Those Who Think It Is

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 30, 2014
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Most folks underestimate themselves. They work for less than they are worth, sell themselves short at praise-time and live life as if they were acting […]

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Awareness

“IS” Exists On The Work Side Of “COULD BE”

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 30, 2014
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Most folks know about certainty. They understand that certainty is purchased from uncertainty through choosing options until there are none. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Pretend You Know What The Problem Might Be And Act Pretender, Act.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 30, 2014
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Most folks are easily stumped. They say “I have no idea” so quickly that it jumbles up the works of their answer maker. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Imagining People Are On Yer Wavelength Don’t Mean They’re On Yer Wavelength

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 30, 2014
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Most folks are better sayers than doers. They say they are gonna do this and say they’re gonna do that but they usually wind up […]

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Awareness

One Proactive Person Can Fuck The Whole Thing Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 30, 2014
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Most folks are reactionary. They experience an event and react to it and if someone is guessing what may occur and acting on that assumption, […]

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Awareness

Pain Must Become A Close Friend For Whom You Will Not Answer The Door

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 29, 2014
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Most folks come when called. They feel compelled to stop whatever they are doing, even if it is nothing, to respond to the rumble of a distant […]

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Awareness

A Little Scared Is Natural When One Looks On Down The Mountain

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 29, 2014
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Most folks know about Monday. They understand that Monday means the same shit but a new day on account of each damn day also being […]

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Awareness

He Kept Biting And Biting Until Nearly Every Nut Was Gone

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 27, 2014
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Most folks are addicted to chewing. They love ice cream one time and every time thereafter they get a little more willing to up chuck ice […]

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Awareness

He Was In Solitary Confinement In The Same Prison Where He Was Warden

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 27, 2014
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Most folks are their own. They are their own worst enemy and own best friend and own best critic if they just own up to it. Thank […]

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Awareness

He Had This Thing Called Nothing Going For Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 27, 2014
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Most folks know about luck. They don’t believe for one minute that god alone would put them in this predicament so yes it must be […]

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Awareness

Dad And The Curling Iceberg William Zez

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  • December 27, 2014
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  Oh fuck. My dad. My dad was original. When my dad was drunk and in your room, my dad owned that room! He’d be […]

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Awareness

When Kids Say Watch! They’re Asking For Expectation.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 27, 2014
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Most folks know about staring. They know that in the north american culture it is rude but in police work it is critical. Thank you, […]

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