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Month: February 2014

Awareness

At The Chinese Cafe They Worked Three-Sixy-Four & Nobody Gave A Damn

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  • February 24, 2014
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Most folks want stuff. They want it when they want it and if they can’t have it right then someone’s catching hell. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Putting Yerself In Other’s Shoes Is Not About Theft Of Footwear

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 22, 2014
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Most folks can imagine plight. They don’t usually do so for long or that often though on account of plight being contagious. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Generations Follow A See-Stem And Guess What Pal…Yer In It!

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  • February 22, 2014
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Most folks know that kids are lazy. They don’t clean up their room and never listen but they still gotta be loved even if they […]

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Awareness

Ninety-Five Percent Jobs Ain’t Nearly Done, They’re Sneaky, ALMOST Traps.

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  • February 22, 2014
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Many folks know about the easy way out. They look long and hard before they even entertain taking that route on account of the easy […]

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Awareness

When Genghis Asks Didja? People Say Yassa. Yassa, Always Yassa.

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  • February 22, 2014
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Many folks know about pillaging. They charge as much as they can, running accounts payable sky high and when the check comes due they dine and dash […]

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Awareness

Don’t You Even Think About It

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  • February 19, 2014
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  I don’t know why I’m afraid But I am. Believe me, I am.   (They put the fear of God in you. They brought the […]

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Awareness

After Fifty-Seven Times As The Birthday Boy Shit Was Getting Kinda Old

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  • February 15, 2014
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Most folks celebrate special occasions. They don’t feel right celebrating those daze without significant designations on account of if everyone acted like that it would […]

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Awareness

Sofa Que

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 13, 2014
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Most folks are gonna die. They sometimes wonder if their spouse will outlive them and then they remember that whomever goes first can decide next. […]

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Awareness

They Heard The Flapping Of Insanity Flag But Only Saluted It Once Or Twice A Year

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 13, 2014
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Many folks know about normal. They understand that it changes depending on how old, who or where they are and those who claim ignorance of the wild and varied […]

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Awareness

There Was A Method To Their Madness But One Had To Be Crazy To Ask

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  • February 13, 2014
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Most folks know about consensus. They understand that consensus is what people refer to or ignore just as soon as they realize the foolhardiness of […]

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Awareness

The Prosecutor Dropped His Charges But The Lawyers, They Would Not.

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  • February 13, 2014
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Most folks know about justice. They understand that innocence, while assumed, still needs to be proven and if proof can be gathered then those gatherers expect reimbursement. Thank […]

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Shot For A Flag And Yer To Blame. Citizens Suffering From Lame Brain.

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  • February 13, 2014
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Most folks want their offspring to live. They might still allow them to head butt an opposing team member’s helmeted head or body check another team member’s […]

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Awareness

If You Don’t Go Into The Woods Today There Ain’t A Gonna Be No Heat

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  • February 12, 2014
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Most folks know about close calls. They alter the meaning of anything that happened before or after & if not they travel in waves. Thank you, […]

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How To Force Children To Not Use Force

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  • February 12, 2014
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Most folks peddle influence. They say wait til your father hears about this or what would your friends think if they knew? and they try to do this […]

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Here’s To The Jumpers Who Don’t Change Their Mind Even After They Jump

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 12, 2014
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Most folks know about deep regret. They fortunately somehow get struck with such wisdom that it makes the previous them look like a moron by […]

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And People Will Give You Crap For Next To Nothing, EasyRider!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 12, 2014
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Most folks know about the shitty end of the stick. They understand that sooner or later they are going to have to grab it and […]

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Yeah, Dude Saw The Trap And Then Stepped Right On Into It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 11, 2014
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Many folks get talked into things. They didn’t wake up that day thinking they would wind up walking someone’s dog straight into a shit-bag disagreement. Thank […]

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Awareness

The Straight And Narrow Is A Human Detection

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  • February 11, 2014
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Most folks know about spheres. They show up throughout nature without society’s input but rectangles, no. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Frank Sinatra – The […]

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Awareness

Yep, Adults Follow Logpile Rules.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 11, 2014
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Most folks were once children. They played with other kids in a park where every kid adhered to an unwritten and hurting law which said […]

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The Trainer Thought He Was Pretty Good But His Training Sucked Big Time

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  • February 11, 2014
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Many folks can expertly throw curves. They apply spin to a thing to control it once it leaves their influence and carried out properly their effect projection resembles magic. […]

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Setting Fire To Grumble Garden

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 11, 2014
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Most folks complain. They usually don’t have much to complain about but they also possess an imagination. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Complaints are like dawgs. […]

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Dude Was A Big Taker Of Risk Alright But At Times He’d Like To Give It All Back

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  • February 11, 2014
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Many folks are excited by fear. They climb to great heights just to fling themselves down as far and fast as possible and vibrations from […]

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Awareness

If Ownership Can Change, Owners Can Too.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 11, 2014
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Most folks appreciate balance. They are usually unaware of what causes their vertical centeredness  but when it vacates everything goes with it. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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It Wasn’t His Throat, It Was Condescending Behavior, She Was Cutting Outa Her Life.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 10, 2014
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Many folks have had enough. They leap through the edge as if it was the beginning of somewhere else and even if they skid onto […]

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Awareness

Hi! My Name Is BLANK. Ask Me About STP – Smile Transfer Protocol!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 9, 2014
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Okay, okay. Calm down… I know you must be pretty exited about finally rubbing eyeballs with the creator of STP – Smile Tranfer Protocol but […]

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Awareness

You Can’t Order Life Like You Do With Food But It Does Have Some Good Take Out

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  • February 9, 2014
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Most folks know their maker. They don’t usually know them as well as they should but are on a first name basis with them in […]

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Awareness

The First Plagiarist Is Original. After That They’re All Copy Catty Cat Cats.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 9, 2014
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Most folks know about authentic. They realize it when it is revealed to them but they don’t usually put a lot of credence into it […]

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Awareness

Yer Very Best Dreams Come To An End

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 9, 2014
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Most folks sleep. They figure out that they have been in slumber as soon as they wake and if they don’t, they don’t. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

There Was Absolutely No One There. You Know… Besides Himself.

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  • February 9, 2014
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Many folks speak in black and white. They often consider themselves to be colorful characters in this light and dark world where  everything other than them is […]

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Awareness

Things Are Never Like You Think They Are Unless Of Course You Think They Are

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  • February 9, 2014
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Many folks are unconvinced. They believe in gods, government and maybe gooks hiding out in the jungle and no amount of evidence to the contrary […]

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