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Month: February 2014

Awareness

Look Luke Look. Look Luke, Look! Yer Pants Are Wearing You Again Today!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 9, 2014
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Most folks do what they do. They seldom analyze what their doing is accomplishing though or if their number crunching has a bearing for bingo. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Don’t Act Like Yer Ma And Pa Or We’ll Lose A Generation

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 9, 2014
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Most folks know about stairs. They can lift you up or take you down and anyone who screws around too much on them is gonna […]

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Awareness

This Wasn’t Strolling Down A Shouldered Road, This Was Balancing On A Pipe.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 5, 2014
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Most folks know about falling. They desperately would like to control it if at all possible but if they can’t they’d like to fall softly. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Dude Required A Hoot And Wine Chaser To Let The Power Tools Abuse Him Like Dat

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 5, 2014
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Most folks know about screaming. They run away from or toward screaming dependent on who  or what is screaming, especially if it’s them. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

Scare Yourself Plenty Time Number One And Kid Fear Ain’t So Big Time Two

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 5, 2014
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Most folks are optimists. They proceed through regular indicators as if transference didn’t exist. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

He Knelt Darkly ‘Tween Rushing Murder Cycles That Unfortunately Was A Truck

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 5, 2014
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Many folks know about altruism. They understand that some people will save everyone else by killing themselves and their life preservers. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

The Day Of The Weak No Longer Counted Because Today Was Always Fried Aye

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 5, 2014
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Many folks play the numbers. They cast lopsided die that always land on fifteen or thirty and everytime three hundred-sixty-and-five. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Wherever […]

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Awareness

Gaaa, Deeshes Ain’t Done! You Cain’t Be Home Yet!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 3, 2014
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Most folks procrastinate. They usually don’t stop to figure out why they procrastinate,  they just run when their body says run on accounta there must be […]

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Awareness

Everything Comes Down To May Or May Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 2, 2014
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Most folks like follow through. They may not always follow through on everything they say they are going to do but by golly they would […]

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Awareness

When The Price Of Gasoline Stayed The Same All Year

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 2, 2014
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“You little scoundrel!” yelled my irate customer. “I’ll have your job for this!” she boasted angrily, marching toward the station. From outside I could hear […]

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Awareness

No, I Won’t Go Willingly. That’s Why Yer Putting On These Cuffs.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 2, 2014
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Most folks know wrong from right. They also understand, if they are wise, that whether something is wrong or right depends on where they are […]

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Awareness

“Keedz Man, Keedz Man!” That’s What He Hollered. He Wanted To Speak To Us Kids.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 2, 2014
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Most folks know scraps between children are rarely fatal. They might kick, bite and scratch and throw fairly ineffective punches and shit but when it comes down to licking […]

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Right Be Right For A Limited Time

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 2, 2014
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Most folks in urban areas don’t ride horses. They did up until the 20th century though, when automobiles scared horses off the road and onto the […]

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Awareness

If You Can Guess Where This Is Headed Then Holy Cow, Why Don’t You?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 2, 2014
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Most folks know nada about anticipation. They were not taught the value of it in school because if people begin to anticipate events then routine […]

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Awareness

This Man Could And Would Show Up. Anywhere. Any Time At All.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 2, 2014
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Most folks if they’re fortunate can make noise. They make a sound unique from every other vibration maker and it is up to the listener […]

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Andrew Carnegie Would Never Have Believed A Huge Library In Every Pocket

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 2, 2014
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Many folks own a smartphone. They usually employ it as a virtual fence where they chat with friends and colleagues and they leave the smart part to the […]

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Awareness

Getting Hit With A Stick Will Change Yer Mind

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 2, 2014
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Most folks can endure pain. They really don’t know how much pain they can endure though,  until they come up against someone who knows why […]

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Awareness

Some People Are Not So Good With Kids And Some Of Those People Are Parents

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 2, 2014
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Many folks yearn to do better. They look into their past with their head unconsciously shaking and a pervasive still small voice within chanting “what […]

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Adult Is What We Call An Adult Sized Child

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 2, 2014
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Most folks get upset. They are pissed because they didn’t get listened to or were cut off by some moron on the way home and […]

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Awareness

If You Won’t Give Up Yer Flesh Give ‘Em Somethin’ Else To Chew On

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 2, 2014
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Most folks use their bodies. They employ them to produce goods and services and far too often accept what they can produce as the limit of their ability when […]

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Awareness

Life IS A Game Where All Decide To Become Either A Cat Or A Mouse

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 2, 2014
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Most folks have predators. They usually work some symbiotic arrangement with their predator though, whereby each accepts a synchronized exhaustion   which hopefully does not overlap […]

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Awareness

Be Strong, Be Quiet Or Listening But Pally You Be, Be, Be.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 2, 2014
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Most folks vacate the moment. They seldom even retreat to it later on when the reflection  would do them so good. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awake Time Could Be Quietly Controlled Just By Keeping ‘Em Busy As Bees

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 2, 2014
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Many folks know about supermarkets. They sell food and stuff which was brought there from all over the planet and anyone who shops can have anything […]

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Awareness

Earth Is Only A Place

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 1, 2014
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Most folks call our planet ‘The World.’ They will soon stop referring to it in that manner though, as more humans become moonians, martians, and […]

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Awareness

Now Jump Real High And Focus On The Part Where You Become A Moon

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 1, 2014
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Most folks know about fear. They understand that animals and some humans can smell fear and just the smell of fear creates gravity where none before […]

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Awareness

There Was No Cure, Dude Was Infected From Birth.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 1, 2014
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Most folks are not curious. They remember being warned that curiosity was at least a killer of cats and meow, they love cats. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Unless They’re Bearing Down On You, You Must Ignore The Sirens.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 1, 2014
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Most folks know about noise. They understand that it can be intrusive sure, but they don’t realize that noise interferes with their physical health to […]

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