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Month: June 2014

Awareness

Weesker, Weesker. Who Need Some Weesker?

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  • June 16, 2014
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Most folks consider humans supreme. They see themselves at the top of a food chain where humans lunch on everything until confectioners glaze becomes ubiquitous. Thank you, […]

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Natural Predators Are Good To Know

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2014
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Most folks don’t feel hunted. They cut their neck hairs as if they mattered not. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Albert King – Born Under […]

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Human Being Versus Human Adjusting

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2014
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Most folks know things ARE. They understand that things ARE right now but won’t ARE forever on account of entropy dusting all AREs. Thank you, friend. […]

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Language And Its Three Zillion Meanings

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2014
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Many folks can interpret. They hear Joe say Tuesday when they know he means Friday and even old Joe don’t understand his wordage. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

I Trapped In This Base-ent. Pleeze No More Fortune Kookie!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2014
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Most folks learn to ignore. They know its stupid to say hello to every passerby and even stupider if they are forced to reply. Thank […]

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Awareness

Please Change Your Mind Aforen We Hafta Change It Forya

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2014
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Most folks know who they are. They have I.D. and a permanent address not to mention knowing Judy at the Esso station if you think they ain’t […]

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Awareness

Make Yer Bed A Comfy Bed So You Don’t Lay Awake Too Long

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2014
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Most folks know about tired. They understand that tired is a valley of Mount Winding Up which can only be traversed after dark. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

This Stank, This Invisible Shield.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2014
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Most folks know about insects. They understand that insects can be repelled by certain sprays but with people sprays are unnecessary. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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There Was No Time To Think About It. Let’s DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2014
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  My father was a ponderer. Well, more of a wonderer actually. He’d do something that wouldn’t turn out as expected and he’d wonder… What […]

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To Get Ahead Use Yer Own

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2014
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Most folks have a heart. They understand that their heart is an organ which pumps blood & they also believe it bleeds purple panther piss. […]

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Awareness

Loving People Who Don’t Love You Back Is Still Love. Still Love. Still Love.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 15, 2014
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Most folks sleep. They hope like the dickens that upon walking up their loved ones aren’t still on intermission. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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The Shape Of Mind Is In Everything

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 15, 2014
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Many folks know about white. They understand that there  are as many colors of white as their are colors to tint it and each day brings […]

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Before It Met Dude, Pot Was Just A Plant (Not)

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  • June 15, 2014
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The plant army is larger than the human army. Plants are the hair of the world and we are uh, lice on that hair. We’re […]

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Give Yerself A Break Then Take It

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 15, 2014
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Many folks know about slack. They understand that anyone can cut themselves a chunk of slack & immediately apply it like a sullen soul salve but cut […]

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Awareness

No Matter What The Question Is, Love Is The Answer.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 15, 2014
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Most folks know about stuff. They know that stuff can’t care for them like they can care for it which makes loving stuff second rate […]

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Bite First Or Be Prepared To Get Bitten A Hellova Lot

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 13, 2014
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  The little Mozies want you. In fact, they want you bad. Well, what they really want is your essence, see? And they know it’s […]

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If Birds Have Expectations Shouldn’t We?

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 13, 2014
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Most folks don’t know any chickens. They aren’t acquainted with any hummingbirds or crows either but every one of these could-be fowl beggars imagines the future. […]

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Awareness

A Message Scratched On Paper Or Stabbed Into A Throat, To The Pencil It Matters Not.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 13, 2014
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Most folks see whole things. They don’t break them down to their constituents or stop to consider the imagineers who assembled said constituents from unrelated matters. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Things Won’t Go Exactly As Planned So Don’t Plan For Exactly

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 13, 2014
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Many folks know about exploring. They understand that explorers employ guesstimates to locate travel routes & set support lines on account of the explorers knowing that […]

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The Cuntish Times Of Barry L. Williams

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 12, 2014
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Okay SHIT! I am at times still and have been a friggin arsehole. Of the first magnitude. Not talking to my mother for two years. […]

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Howling Arse Got Nada But Complaints

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 12, 2014
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Many folks live life. They run, jump & play on account of learning that when their bell rings, playtime’s over. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Don’t Look At The Coins You Dropped Pal, Look At The Coins You Got.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 10, 2014
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Most folks have been scraped. They wondered it getting cut felt as bad but never-the-less, it was just a scrape and HOLY SON OFABITCH THAT […]

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Growing And Wasting Tomatoes Proves It Ain’t About The Tomatoes

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 10, 2014
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Most folks have children. They would be hard  pressed to tell a non parent why they have them though on accounta kids being such a pain. […]

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When Humans Stop Talking Lawyers Start

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 10, 2014
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Most folks have disagreed. They wondered if the opposing party might have lost their  mind and if they hadn’t they gave in and forgot all […]

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Go Ahead Try And Stop Me. I Am Fucking GONE!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 10, 2014
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  I won’t be back. I’m not turning around. Don’t you look for me. I, I won’t be found.   I won’t be found. I’m […]

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Once Genes Choose Their Own Environment

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 9, 2014
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Most folks care. They care enough to understand that everything can be tamed only to it’s own degree and after that its each each tamer […]

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The Heat Outside Is Measured By A Thermometer Not The Sun

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 9, 2014
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Most folks know about hot. They understand that hot is caused by a few things, none of which have anything to do with collars. Thank […]

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Be Careful How Much Love You Give To Lovers That Can’t Return It

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 9, 2014
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Most folks love their country. They love their favorite jeans and they love their car and job which is a ton of love to be rico-bounded by their […]

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Awareness

Dude Was Not Avoiding Work He Was Looking For A Way Around It

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 9, 2014
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Most folks know about easy. They understand that the toughest job can become a breeze to do as long as the doer likes practice. Thank […]

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Go Ahead Dream The Impossible Dream But Then Start On The Part That’s Possible

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 9, 2014
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Most folks procrastinate. They then waste time pummeling themselves for being untrue to their desires while their fuel  for accomplishment runs cold. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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