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Month: September 2014

Awareness

Don’t Hang Yer Hat On What Others Think Unless There’s A Spot To Hang Yer Head

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 27, 2014
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Many folks are running wild. They wake up quietly and rage through the day, sometimes in utter silence. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness

Dancing With Shit And Struggling With Shit Appears At First To Be The Same

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 27, 2014
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Most folks have problems. They don’t let the fact that they have problems become the problem though because of it not solving problem number one. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

He Was Off His Rocker Talker

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2014
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Most folks can guess. They don’t though on account of two sides to every story. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dad Ain’t Dead He’s Rat Here

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2014
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  Fuck I miss you sometimes father! All the times I never thought about you when you were alive. All the times I didn’t talk […]

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Awareness

Hey Mister, Gimme Something To Change. I Don’t Want No Spare.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2014
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Many folks know about improvement. They understand that improvement means never waking up the same again for the rest of their lives with a partner […]

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Awareness

Yer Mind Will Go Fast Even If You Don’t Want To

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2014
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Most folks know about racing. They understand that racing occurs when two similar speedsters attempt to cross distance faster than the other. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude Woke up To Screaming “Turn That Off!” So He Turned The Alarm Clock Off.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2014
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Most folks are in for shit. They made mistakes they don’t realize they made or are about  to have one pinned on them. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

You Don’t Know Ten Minutes

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2014
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Most folks can remember nothing. They say “nothing” when asked what they were thinking about on account of all their power of contemplation being gobbled […]

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Awareness

Dude Was Not A Braggart But Sheesh. Four Thousand MoFo Fables!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2014
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  Okay Barry, calm down. You did it. You’re doing it… 4,000 original stories…?! All lied out by your lips and translated by your fleeting […]

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Awareness

There Is A Sweet Smell To Death But It Don’t Last Long

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2014
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Most folks know about rotten. They can spot it in food, building materials and holes in roadways but the decay of society into murderous madness […]

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Awareness

When The Zoo Changes, The Animals Must Change & The Zoo, She Isa Changin’.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2014
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Most folks lives are getting better. They are aware of a better life even if they are not living it and that awareness drives some […]

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Awareness

One Cat Said “Pretend You Don’t Hear” And They Both Pretended To Not Hear.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2014
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Many folks know about wisdom They understand that if one wants something done and can get another to want to do it then that is […]

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Anyone Attempting To Unslave Humans From Animals Is In For A Hellova Fight

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2014
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Most folks know about pets. They act nice enough to pretty much do what they want and if serving their needs also serves yours that’s […]

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Awareness

The Prize For Coming In First In Life Is Right To The Back Of The Line

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2014
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Most folks know about merry-go-rounds. They understand that staying in the same place while twirling in a circle creates weightless stomach contents and dirt hitting. […]

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Awareness

The Son-of-a-pupster Wasn’t Always Right But He Was Always Right There

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2014
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Most folks appreciate certainty. They want today’s burger and fries to look like last week’s burger and fries and how does it matter that this […]

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Awareness

Ex-En-Why, Five-Five-Six. Is Anybody Out There?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2014
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Many folks see numbers in color. They think number one is black or  white (or brown) and number two is money and red for anyone […]

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Awareness

The Silent Treatment Is Only Good For Those Outside Yer Noggin

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2014
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Most folks get angry. They usually do so without any idea or plan on how to get rid of him. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Yes He Pulled Ideas Outa His Arse And That’s Why Some Of Them Stank

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2014
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Most folks are stumped. They don’t know why this does that or how in the hell’s anybody gonna make heads or tails out this pylacrap? […]

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Awareness

Love Will, But Don’t You Make It, Take A Back Seat.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2014
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Most folks know about drowning. They understand that anyone can be swamped by water, wine or work but love has no such limits. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

The Sky IS Falling But So’s Everything Else

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 22, 2014
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Most folks know about expansion. They see their waistlines getting bigger and bills getting higher but the smarter people don’t get angry because they know […]

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Awareness

Are Your Pulling Your Weight Out Of Thin Air?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 22, 2014
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Most folks use what exists. They don’t imagine something that they need and draft that blamed thing into existence so that someone else can draft their […]

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Awareness

Some Are Root And Some Are Fruit But Everyone Was A Plant

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 22, 2014
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Many folks know about dirt. They attempt to distance themselves from it to the degree that they forget all they are or will be was first […]

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Awareness

How To Know If Yer A Plant

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 22, 2014
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Most folks stay put. They move as far as the earth will move them & besides that their arse stays firmly planted in that chair. Thank […]

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Awareness

A Lot Of What’s Real Is Pretend

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 21, 2014
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Most folks know about dates. They understand that their birthdate is based upon the day sunshine could touch them but the same can’t be said for […]

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Awareness

Uh, Pretending IS Real.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 21, 2014
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Most folks have gone to a movie. They have seen people they know are actors doing things they know are acting and still they pay […]

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Awareness

If Dude Wasn’t On This Iron Lung

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 21, 2014
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Most folks know grumpy. They have felt outa sorts and mayhaps acted a little ignorant and they recognize that if a little ignorance is allowed, […]

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Awareness

If They Wouldn’t Use Their Experience, Dude Would.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 21, 2014
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Most folks make mistakes. They seldom learn from the beggars though on account of no one wanting to admit their chickens coming home to roost. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

People Don’t Have Ideas. Ideas Have People.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 21, 2014
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Most folks have hunches. They seldom follow up on their hunches tho’ and thereby avoid finding their key. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Go With Me On This: Idea Whore.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 21, 2014
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Most folks have a clue. They need two to make any sense of it though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

The God Of Luck Is A Mean Old God

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 21, 2014
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Most folks feel lucky. They either feel lucky or unlucky but just whom is creating said luck is a bit fuzzy. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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