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Month: September 2014

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Dude Wasn’t On SpaceBook, This Was Him Right Fucking Here.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2014
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Most folks speak electronic. They employ some device which morphs their them into waves and particles that they themselves cannot imagine. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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When You Forget Who’s In The Driver’s Seat

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2014
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Most folks know about horses. They understand that if the beggars want to be rode they’ll take a saddle, a bit and a big ‘ol gut strap. […]

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Awareness

Gimme That Bag With The Altered State

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2014
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Most folks play tricks. They lay their keys and phone down for a second and those bastards hightail it into sector invisible where for some […]

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Awareness

Those Insulated From Jack Shit Know Bugger All About Jack Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2014
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Most folks know about hierarchy. They may not call it that but they know that the idiots on the bridge care less about them than the […]

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Awareness

Encourage Humans Who Love Humans To Love Humans Even More

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2014
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Most folks know about daycare. They understand daycare is like a surrogate home for children whose parents love money and stuff more than them. Thank […]

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Awareness

A FuckTard Is Something Useful Dude Thought

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2014
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Most folks have been called names. They try their darnedness to not turn around when someone yells “Hey idiot” but it might be someone they […]

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Awareness

Dude Knew He Was Not Himself Today And He Knew This Person He Wasn’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2014
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Many folks know about self knowledge. They understand that they are witnessing projections of their own consciousness all around them and by deciphering what they […]

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Awareness

When It Says Times Up, It’s This Time Up, Not The Time That This Time Rests On.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2014
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Many folks know about beginnings. They understand that beginnings are tough to pin down because all beginnings rest on some’in and that some’in began somewhere […]

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Caves And Condos Have One Way Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2014
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Many folks know about condominiums. They were once called apartments where poor people jammed with each other but add condo fees and a schmancy name […]

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Awareness

When Pretend Nice Actually Catches

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2014
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Most folks know about acting. They understand that if they aren’t truly angry they can only fake anger for so long before boredom sets in. Thank […]

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Awareness

And Right There On The Edge Of Heaven Was A Moat Filled With Alley Gators

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2014
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Most folks know about permission. They understand that when people are naive or lacking guidance they may require permission but after a while they only […]

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Awareness

And If You Can Drive With A Blindfold On, The Cops, They Won’t Arrest You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 8, 2014
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Dude had this knife and he. He didn’t stab anyone. Not even himself & he’d been carrying it forever officer. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

Hurts Like A Bitch And Hurts Like Fuck Are Two Totally Different Hurts

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 7, 2014
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Most folks know about pain. They understand it can be bitten to diminish, waylaid through side-tracking and even  forgotten unless it’s the no surrender flag’a pain. Thank […]

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Awareness

If God Is Counting Lives Saved

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2014
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  Today this youngish bird was dead. It was dead motherfucker dead! Ivan terribly clamped on his heady-head-head. He was dead in The Jaws Of Ivan, […]

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Cats Are From An Overlapping Dimension.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2014
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A fish is in this water. Swimmin’ against the stream. Cause going with the flow is  minglin’ with waste and so downstream. Take that which has […]

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Away From Yerself Evaps Yer Memory Of Yerself

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2014
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  Uh huh. Okay. Just press nine. Yeah. Nine? Nine… Kay. By now. *** You ain’t as excitin’ as you once was… Me? Not as? […]

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Yer Higher Clickrate People

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2014
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Da drums. They beat. That primordial beat. The heat. Discreet. They hide their every meet. Sweet. They dream. That I’m here forever scream. Da drums. […]

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Awareness

A Fuck. Dude Gave It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2014
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Two sides to every ball and mountain. Three sides inside those two and one inside that whole which will never be, lord willing. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Micro Meet Macro

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 3, 2014
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Fly shit on a window. A dot. A dot of flyshit. On a window. Dude knows about the flyshit but the flyshit knows shit-all about […]

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Awareness

And Once You Start Telling Your Story You’ll Listen More And More

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 3, 2014
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Most folks have a point of view. They might adopt another person’s similar opinion on account of they expose theirs better but opinions unexpressed cause civil […]

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Awareness

To Change Shit When Shit Needs Changing. Now Yer Talking Heaven.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 3, 2014
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Most folks are frustrated. They know their game is rigged and whom is rigging it and yet still play the same hand. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Dude Didn’t Like Himself And Still Refused To Be Anyone Else

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 3, 2014
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Most folks are stubborn. They want what they want even if hope is as close as they’ll get. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

The Wildlife Knew That Dude Knew Wildlife

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 2, 2014
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Animals have eyes that, Like spyglasses, can be peered into to illuminate distance. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

There Can Never Be Enough Of Those Sugar Crisps

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 2, 2014
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Most folks know about names. They understand that names don’t  hurt the same way as sticks and stones but never-the-less, they have an impact. Thank […]

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Awareness

Tunes Get Stuck In Heads. Music Genres Get Stuck In Heads. Religion…

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 2, 2014
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Most folks know about advertising. They understand that whomever is paying for the advertising hopes that their idea will lodge in their target’s mind and […]

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And See Those Big Rocks Dead Ahead? Those, We Go Around.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 2, 2014
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Most folks know about the easy way. They understand that when many tongues wag, turbulence rocks their boat just enough that few notice the waterfall. Thank you, friend. […]

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Dude Was Happy To Note That Crazy As Fuck Was Still The Accepted Norm

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 2, 2014
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Most folks believe in ghosts. They succumb to the ghosts of religion, ghosts of state and last but not least, the ghost of their unbridled self. Thank […]

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Awareness

Lord, How I Worries ‘Bout You. Course, I Worries ‘Bout Me Too.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 1, 2014
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Most folks have children. They sometimes talk to their kids so much that the kids don’t answer back which they will someday learn only causes more […]

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The Nasty Habit Of Eating Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 1, 2014
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Most folks know about bad breath. They understand that a malodorous exhale has bugger all to do with the fact that their mouth is connected to […]

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