Month: December 2014

Most folks have a made up mind. They usually start with made up and then continue minding that made. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

  Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Before we get started, I’d just like to remind the announcer that my name is Williams. Not Willams. THAT’S […]

There is a wave. You are on that wave. Wave to your wave. This wave you’re on. This wave on you.   Are you tumblin’, […]

Cats. They’ll screw each other given the chance. Mofo’s have no shame! Brother on sister, sister brangin’ on brother. Brothers do what brothers do. They […]

Most folks avoid problems. They swerve around pot holes and avoid religious or political conversation on account of that stuff stirrin’ shit up. Thank you, […]

Plan. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks stay in their hole. They were pegged there by their ancestors not to mention everyone around them even if their peg only rubs […]

How could you!! Wha-huh? You fucking! Glenna told me! You fucked her didn’t you?! *** I uh… Hey! Hey! Move over! Oh sorry honey. You’re […]

Life is about getting gooder. Better. Happier. Friendlier. But still, your eavestrough gotta touch mine? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude got buttons on his shirt. Wanna keep ’em hid. Buys a button hider. Button hider. Not a pull-on. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You uh, don’t say shit. You just stay quiet. But, inside, you boil. You’re lyin’ quiet. Hells ready for fryin’. For anyone caught lyin’. Why is […]

Lets’s say you hate your SO. Let’s say they are about fed up to here with you. Maybe you both go your way but swing […]

Most folks know about fair. They imagine their fair being fairer than everyone else’s fair but fair don’t complain. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Fifty […]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Oh fuck. You gotta be kidding me! Jesus, jesus fucking christ! How does music work? How do drums work? Why does that […]

Ivan hated me. My dad hated me so much one time that he chased me with an axe. Now Ivan had “that look.” I just […]

Love grows feelings. Love grows relationships. Love grows children and families and life-a-blazing playgrounds. Love grows the world.   Thank you, friend. Barry out. How […]

  You don’t have it made! You ain’t in the shade. You alive now but should be daid! You caused a lotta shit. You screwed in the […]

Most folks make instant calculations. They call reality better or worse and shit is so bad on one side it would choke a Hiemlicker while […]

Many folks have been stopped by police. They were stopped for a short or medium long time and if they were lucky they paid with […]

Oh, ahmacunt! I fucking suck! Yo! Fucking leave me! Save yerselves! I’m even bad wolfmeet. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks color their hair. They color their hair on account of hair of a certain color not going well with happy. Thank you, friend. […]

Most folks beat themselves up. They sometimes must beat someone else up first then beat themselves up for beating them up. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks create their own fear. They do it so effortlessly that anyone understanding just how easy fear is to make can get people to […]

Most folks have stubbed their toe. They may have even stubbed their toe twice & wondered why the second time hurt so damn much more. […]

Most folks take walking for granted. They don’t remember what it was like to shit the bed. Thank you, friend. Barry out. 3 Doors Down […]

Are you aware of the microbes in your body? They are aware of you. They live in your big-ass livingness. And they care somewhat about […]

Most folks are average. They follow people, people follow them and everyone gets upset at boat rockers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have expectations. They set plans in motion to achieve a life larger than normal and messing with said plan is messing with them. […]