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Month: February 2015

Awareness

Okay. It’s True. I Made The Internet. STFU.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2015
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Most folks know abbreviations. They say seeya when they mean Ineeda hug and no when yes was the candle lighter. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Time Will Not Use Me. I Will Use Time.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2015
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Most folks grow older. They grow older on account of they have to, right? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Be Really, Really Nice To People And They Will Try Hard Not To Shit On You

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2015
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Most folks know tit for tat. They know it’s fair and square to piss on anyone who pisses them off. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude Was Bigger Than His Frustration But Not By Very Damn Much

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2015
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Most folks have emotions. They were never really taught how to employ their emotions so the odd screw gets hammered. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

If Yer Happy Dappy All The Time Maybe Yer Empathy Is Low

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2015
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Most folks sport blinders. They come in all shades and colors but the majority choose invisible. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Brave Faces Are Alright But They Don’t Always Fit

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2015
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Many folks can act happy. They pack up their troubles in their old kit bag and the beggars smile, smile, smile. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Jesus Don’t Stop Me. I’m Barely Movin’.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2015
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Most folks face setbacks. They seldom mark the spot where they encountered them though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

The Errors! The Errors Were Speaking! My Gawd, THE ERRORS COULD TALK!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2015
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Most folks have ignored a problem. They understand that if they looked at the problem it would change and change them too and at this […]

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Awareness

Mistakes Know Their Job And Get To Work As Soon As They Are Made

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2015
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Most folks get tired. They get tired and still attempt to do stuff that right then should not be done. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

When You Have To Pay Attention To Things You Shouldn’t Oughta.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2015
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Most folks know their body is working. They adhere to an unspoken agreement between their “self” and them that says their body will let them […]

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Awareness

Crazy? She Got Driven There A Thousand Times A Day.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2015
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Most folks are easily bothered. They own the space in front of their car and every place in front of themselves in line and if […]

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Awareness

Clowns Own The Circus

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2015
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Most folks know Warren Buffet. They understand that when Warren yells (& Warren never yells), SAIL! the lucky sailers sail. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

“Welp,” He Drawled, “I Guess That’s It. That’s All She Wrote For Ideas.”

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 22, 2015
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Most folks have never seen a dead end. They aren’t plentiful, but they’re out there. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

It Was Only Magic The First Two Times. Then Magic Ceased To Exist.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 22, 2015
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Most folks enjoy good jokes. They bust out laughing & almost pee their pants upon hearing one but four repeats later and they don’t want […]

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Awareness

Time, Like Water, Can Drown Without Mercy Or It Can Float Yer Boat.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 22, 2015
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Most folks know nada about time. They slip through it and time slides through them and one day when the two slippers click it’s like […]

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Awareness

Perfuckingsistance. Ya Ya Ya Dude Got All That…

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2015
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Most folks won’t employ themselves. They don’t care for their attitude, their level of engagement sucks and they have only enough self discipline to feel […]

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Awareness

Is Colin Down In?

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2015
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Callin down don’t live here anymore. And you better not be Colin Bach. Hear me?   Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude Sent Loveletters To Himself

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2015
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You shouldn’t hate on yourself. Taking jobs away from others.   Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness

Every Day Was Make Believe Make

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2015
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Most folks dream at night. They lose out on a pile of daytime dreaming. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Where To From Afraid?

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2015
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Most folks have been rushed. They tranced out at a red light or spaced out after entering a new room and in that moment there […]

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Awareness

Dude Was A Shit Happener

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2015
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Most folks get clumsy. They knock shit over and stir shit up and they’d like to do all that without splashing shit all over themselves. […]

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Awareness

He Got Very, Very Good At Shredding Reality.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2015
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Many folks can ruin your day. They piss in the cornflakes while wiping their nose on your hanky and by gawd you gotta eat those […]

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Awareness

Although He Didn’t Like It Much, Crybaby Was His Name.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2015
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Most folks complain. They don’t usually rectify whatever they are pissed about, they just bleed out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Lessee… Earth Spins, Solar System Spins, But Me, I Don’t Take A Turn.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 20, 2015
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Most folks know about sharing. They promise that if they win the lottery, THEN they will do everyone a good turn. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

And Remember As Yer Hitting Them Ask “Why’d You Make Me Do This?”

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 20, 2015
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Most folks can read. They comply with warning signs but underlying scripts they do not read. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude Was So Full Of Shit The Options Were Gone, Some Had To Come Outa His Mouth.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 20, 2015
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Most folks fib. They stretch the truth so far that everyone imagines they can see through it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Beware The Fake Smiley Whiler

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 18, 2015
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Most folks can pretend. They can mimic nearly everything but can’t seem to pull off a decent artificial Duchenne smile. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Get Good And Fucking Sick And Tired Of Being Fucking Sick And Tired.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 17, 2015
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Many folks say that’s enough. They don’t care how much or how many, they just wrestle that mother fucker powow to the ground. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Does He Let Them Yawn Or Keep The Bloody Doors Closed?

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 17, 2015
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Most folks lose interest. They lose it like threads from a garment into amounts that can only be gurnied. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

More Afraid Than He Needs To Be

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 17, 2015
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Most folks carry so much fear. They can’t carry any more of their own fear but if you need to offload some of your fear […]

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