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Month: April 2015

Awareness

Daddy Slapped The Dopamine Outa Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2015
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Most folks know harsh. They see it as a tripwire for skedaddle. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Life Wants An Aye, Aye Capitano!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2015
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Life don’t need a sitter. Life don’t want no quitters. Life ain’t about pinch hitters. No sir, no ma’am. Life ain’t. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

This Paradigm Was For Shifting

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2015
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Most folks don’t change their mind. They forget that brains get dirty like everything made of soil and as such must be washed. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Bound Through Marraige Bound To Break

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2015
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Most folks join clubs. They enjoy being a member secure in the knowledge that they can dismember. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Shit Goes Left As Well As Right

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2015
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Most folks get angry. They imagined a scenario and this ain’t it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

This Too Shall Pass So Stay In Yer Lane

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2015
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Most folks miss opportunities. They don’t see them or worse, ignore them but there they are, all around them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Death’s Door Cast Off An Awful Hue

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2015
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Most folks just die. They don’t grab onto life’s doorframe and hold on for dear life. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

His Name Was No One Click

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2015
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Most folks line up. They line up on account of being liner-uppers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

You’ll Never Hallucinate Alone

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2015
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Most folks dream. They have no idea how often they sleep walk in them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

I Do This Because

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2015
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I like to write. Before i could talk i could write. My sister trudy is saying ya right but i wrote with symbols back then. […]

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Awareness

These Eyes Could Kill Or Love You To Death, Both In the Same Damn Iris.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2015
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Most folks embellish. They wish life was bigger on the  side they are on and why not? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

When Meds Replace Yer Wife

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2015
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I uh, glanced at this bag. Dad. Glanced at this bag. Dad. i no u ain’t no apostraphey bag dad. R ya? Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

He Made No Apologies Cept For One Or Two

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2015
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Most folks fib to themselves. They say my mate is not a total fucking retard or I don’t really want to strangle this cocksucker but […]

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Awareness

Now Dude Takes Back The Past Cause Its His

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2015
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Most folks invent. They make up names, dates, and what was the next thing? Thank you, friend. Barry out. I’m using a mouse and keyboard […]

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Awareness

Just Before Yer Mother Kills You

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2015
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Most folks have moods. They try to keep ’em constant even if if it means staying grumpy. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Grandpa Kicked Up A Stink Like This

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2015
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We have a certain height. Weight. Color. We can change them and they do change. Our odor we kick off also changes with time. Depending […]

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

Those Beggars Will Steal Your Attention And Not A Damn Thing Can You Do About It

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2015
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Your attention. Snot your attention. You were born to them. They let you come. Your attention belongs to them, not you. You hold it like […]

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Awareness Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

White Curtain Black Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2015
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Most folks interpret. They know rules exist but have no idea how much they are bending them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

When Yer Like Jar Can Be Filled By You

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2015
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Most folks need air. They may get claustrophobic at times but they know the remedy is to  fill their lungs with freshness. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Consider Me Fucked

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2015
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Most folks make mistakes. They huh and mumble something that hurts them more than all their mistakes added up. Thank you, friend. Barry out. I’m […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Ignorance Lives And Often Grows In Yer System

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2015
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Perhaps your fingers don’t work like they once did. Maybe your memory grows weak. Like your gait ain’t as straight as straight is straight. And […]

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

You Can Die And Not Be Dead

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2015
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Most folks change. They stop acting like the person they were and start acting like someone they were not. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

The Hahwhyen Flyin School

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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Most folks know about best. They understand the good, better, best thing but what’s on special? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

He Had A Slack Jaw Blank Stare Look About ‘Im

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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He was heading nowhere fast. Beggar outran his guts. People thought he was nuts. He thought he’d outlast. But no, he was too fast. Ran […]

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Awareness

When Yer Genes Are Clean Take ‘Em Out The Washer

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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Many folks are hooped. They ain’t peeing in the pool no more so life’s getting all they got. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

On Three We Get Paranoid. Okay…? One… Two…

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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Many folks enquire. They say why? and how come? where others say okay. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

And Time Loved To Kibosh Plans Not Brought To Life Today

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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Most folks intend. They don’t need to plan shit out cause its all in their head. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Everyone Wanted To Be In Control But How In The Hail To Get There?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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Most folks are fine. They miss dandy though and that’s the target. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

When The Bottom Dropped Out It Was Plain To See Our Bottom Was Another Top

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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Most folks pile on. They go with the flow and if it goes sideways they turn ever so slightly away. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

Now Bang Yer Head On This Plateau So You Know Where You Stand

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2015
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Many folks strive. They try and fail and try not to fail and some fail trying so hard not to fail. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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