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Wincing Can Be The Shoulders On The Road Called Straight And Narrow

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  • February 25, 2014
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Most folks have been assholes. They said or did something that no one in their right mind would and for some reason it is impossible to apologize so […]

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Make A Dream. Have That Dream. Live This Dream. Life’s A Dream.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2014
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Most folks work on stuff that isn’t theirs. They toil and trouble, till their master’s stubble until the cows that ain’t theirs come home and […]

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Before Anyone Could Capture Time

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2014
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Most folks know about drawing. They understand that few people have enough talent to accurately depict an event with pencil and paper so that it […]

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Dude Was Unconvinced That He Forgot His Forgetfulness

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2014
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Most folks have never heard of anosognosia. They might know someone who is suffering from the onset of dementia though, and when those poor beggars start […]

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The Fish Find Out About Fishermen One Hook, One Fish At A Time

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2014
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Many folks know about entropy. They understand that through entropy  all things wear out & turn in and recklessly considered this can occur at the most inopportune hour. […]

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Get As Far Away From Earth As Possible

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2014
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Most folks enjoy clean. They seldom understand that clean is unnatural  and unnatural is now normal. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Plants Will Die For Some Humans And For Others They Will Grow

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  • February 24, 2014
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Most folks have flesh colored thumbs. They also prefer covered to dirt floors on account of it being so difficult to see dust. Thank you, […]

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Even On The Race Track Drivers Want To Maintain Control

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2014
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Most folks think speed kills. They imagine someone or thing going faster than it’s course can be held then careening through a barrier & over an embankment […]

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Dude Was Released To Another Prison. The Scary Sans Walls Prison.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2014
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Many folks consider culture. They recognize its influence while learning its strengths and weak nesses because once they know where the mouth  of the horse is, […]

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If You Ain’t Living An Unbelievable Life Then You Believe Too Much In Yerself

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2014
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Many folks have exclaimed Holy Shit! They have just experienced something which is a step beyond what they thought possible and if their path toward […]

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When Forever Has A Time Limit

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2014
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Most folks revere permanence. They imagine that the anchors of reality which preceded them will outlast them and that they equate to the perpetual. Thank you, friend. […]

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The Makers Of Stuff Are Mostly Considered When The Stuff They Make Is Bad

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  • February 24, 2014
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Most folks are happy when things go right. They enjoy every minute if life falls into place and they row merrily along in this state […]

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At The Chinese Cafe They Worked Three-Sixy-Four & Nobody Gave A Damn

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  • February 24, 2014
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Most folks want stuff. They want it when they want it and if they can’t have it right then someone’s catching hell. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Putting Yerself In Other’s Shoes Is Not About Theft Of Footwear

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  • February 22, 2014
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Most folks can imagine plight. They don’t usually do so for long or that often though on account of plight being contagious. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Generations Follow A See-Stem And Guess What Pal…Yer In It!

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  • February 22, 2014
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Most folks know that kids are lazy. They don’t clean up their room and never listen but they still gotta be loved even if they […]

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Ninety-Five Percent Jobs Ain’t Nearly Done, They’re Sneaky, ALMOST Traps.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 22, 2014
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Many folks know about the easy way out. They look long and hard before they even entertain taking that route on account of the easy […]

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When Genghis Asks Didja? People Say Yassa. Yassa, Always Yassa.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 22, 2014
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Many folks know about pillaging. They charge as much as they can, running accounts payable sky high and when the check comes due they dine and dash […]

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Don’t You Even Think About It

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  • February 19, 2014
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  I don’t know why I’m afraid But I am. Believe me, I am.   (They put the fear of God in you. They brought the […]

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After Fifty-Seven Times As The Birthday Boy Shit Was Getting Kinda Old

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  • February 15, 2014
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Most folks celebrate special occasions. They don’t feel right celebrating those daze without significant designations on account of if everyone acted like that it would […]

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Sofa Que

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 13, 2014
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Most folks are gonna die. They sometimes wonder if their spouse will outlive them and then they remember that whomever goes first can decide next. […]

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They Heard The Flapping Of Insanity Flag But Only Saluted It Once Or Twice A Year

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 13, 2014
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Many folks know about normal. They understand that it changes depending on how old, who or where they are and those who claim ignorance of the wild and varied […]

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There Was A Method To Their Madness But One Had To Be Crazy To Ask

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  • February 13, 2014
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Most folks know about consensus. They understand that consensus is what people refer to or ignore just as soon as they realize the foolhardiness of […]

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The Prosecutor Dropped His Charges But The Lawyers, They Would Not.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 13, 2014
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Most folks know about justice. They understand that innocence, while assumed, still needs to be proven and if proof can be gathered then those gatherers expect reimbursement. Thank […]

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Shot For A Flag And Yer To Blame. Citizens Suffering From Lame Brain.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 13, 2014
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Most folks want their offspring to live. They might still allow them to head butt an opposing team member’s helmeted head or body check another team member’s […]

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If You Don’t Go Into The Woods Today There Ain’t A Gonna Be No Heat

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  • February 12, 2014
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Most folks know about close calls. They alter the meaning of anything that happened before or after & if not they travel in waves. Thank you, […]

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How To Force Children To Not Use Force

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  • February 12, 2014
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Most folks peddle influence. They say wait til your father hears about this or what would your friends think if they knew? and they try to do this […]

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Here’s To The Jumpers Who Don’t Change Their Mind Even After They Jump

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  • February 12, 2014
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Most folks know about deep regret. They fortunately somehow get struck with such wisdom that it makes the previous them look like a moron by […]

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And People Will Give You Crap For Next To Nothing, EasyRider!

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  • February 12, 2014
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Most folks know about the shitty end of the stick. They understand that sooner or later they are going to have to grab it and […]

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Yeah, Dude Saw The Trap And Then Stepped Right On Into It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 11, 2014
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Many folks get talked into things. They didn’t wake up that day thinking they would wind up walking someone’s dog straight into a shit-bag disagreement. Thank […]

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The Straight And Narrow Is A Human Detection

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  • February 11, 2014
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Most folks know about spheres. They show up throughout nature without society’s input but rectangles, no. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Frank Sinatra – The […]

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