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Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks. The rest will be, uh, less understandable...
Awareness

Pretending For Real Sets In At Age Eight

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2015
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Most folks have children. They misrepresent tiny bits of reality to them and are surprised when the little tykes begin doing the same. Thank you, […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Crazy Is The Center Of Life’s Chocolate Bar

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2015
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Most folks are capable. They can go up, down or straight friggin sideways. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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It's Economics Man

Rot Exists. Evil Exists. Life And Love Are A Clearing In Rot’s Forrest.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Roses have thorns. Sprang has splat. Good has bad. Ats life here on this planet. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Critical Thinking

They Said Look Out For The Aliens When We Shoulda Been Looking In

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks have pets. They may not pet them but they have them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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acceptence Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Wayne And Walter, You’re Still Dead.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Walter, cancer got you. Wayne, a fucking shotgun. You two guys were both funny growing up. Now both you fucks are dead. I, thank fuck, […]

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Ancient History

Call It A Fa Cade

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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This power I have outside myself Where uh, where is it? I feel the power of others ya way outside themselves. Why do I feel […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Track Yer Basic Happiness Level Over Several Daze

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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1. Alive Sucks! 2. I don’t have cancer great. 3. I want to be awake during organ donation. 4. No shit will hit my fan […]

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Critical Thinking

Let’s Say You Were Talking To Nobody

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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You wouldn’t be talking. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

When The Birds Try For You

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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The sound barrier was broken. Four minute mile. Can people still be happy With no damn smile? Thank you, friend. Barry out .

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Ancient History Awareness

Yes He Was Surrounded But By Whom And For What?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Many folks are the center. They pivot the entire universe on their damn timetable. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

The Stuck Market

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks know about whales. They know whales have oil and they use oil but they sure as hell don’t use whale oil. Thank you, […]

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Operating Systems

Lacking In Vitamin B Shut Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Many folks should be singers. They can’t sing though so they talk in circles and chant the chorus, the chorus. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ancient History

Get Ready Or Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks are planners. They plan to ask what’s our plan then deviate. Thank you, friend Barry out.

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Critical Thinking fair warning

Spotting Political Prisoners

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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His neighbor the postman had A couple of girls Locked up in his basement for A couple of years. They weren’t political prisoners. Thank you, […]

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Caring Courage

How To Get Outa Prison

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Give back ten times what you took. Turna loss into a good return. Love tunnel to heaven. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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fair warning

Silence Brang No Money

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks know about cash registers. They blink and they bleep and the mathways crippled cashier says debit or cash and you’ve got ten seconds to […]

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Confidence

N’en She Take Half N’en D. Lawyer Take Half N’en

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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The grass is so green on that side of the fence! So green and so clean with no weeds to be seen! There’s no in-between, […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Birth A New You Every Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks know about duck’s backs. They wouldn’t pile shit on a duck’s back on account of it would just run right the hell off. […]

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fair warning

Artificial And Real Daydreams

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks are in a trance. They walk across hot coals and don’t get burnt but in the stock market they get burned. Thank you, […]

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Ancient History

Plan To Have A Good Time

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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There’s a party in your honor And whether you smile or not, People will come and party, You wear and bear your lot. Thank you, […]

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Courage

Don’t Lick Shit That Drips On You

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks set traps. They unfortuneatly don’t imagine them selves caught in them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Critical Thinking Long Term Thinking

Forget About Time. Think Timing.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks know about dishes. They understand that dishes can be cleaned right after eating or right before eating but before eating takes longer. Thank […]

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Awareness Critical Thinking

The Circus

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks know about clowns. They understand that clowns have a day job and in that job they are not clowns. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Write Down Yer Time

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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If there’s no record of you being here, You ain’t gonna get paid. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Stand Yer Ground Cause Someone Wants It

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks have an opinion. They formed it and fed it and grew it from nothing and now that it’s real it’s worth ignoring. Thank […]

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Biological Tools

Be Yerself With A Caveat

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 24, 2015
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Most folks have a name. They didn’t choose their name but they go with it just the same. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

No Matter How Dude Cut It Skin Was Definitely Off His Ass

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 24, 2015
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Many folks know about taxes. They understand that taxes are theft but they’re a nicer kind of theft where snapping fingers trump picked pockets. Thank […]

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Critical Thinking

He Was Into Self Flagellation. He Was A Hurtin’ Man Hurt.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 24, 2015
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Most folks know about blame. They understand that blame feels a hellova lot better going out than coming back. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

More Valuable Than Gold Yet Surrounded By Dirt

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 24, 2015
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Most folks have an opinion. They maybe voice it and then slop it around as if it meant nothing when actually everything hangs on it. Thank you, friend. […]

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Ancient History

Reason Is An Infection That’s Hard To Catch

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2015
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Most folks know. They know what they know and what they don’t know ain’t worth knowin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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