Authors Who Overuse Profanity

Ima write this story with

No swear words.

No saying f*ck.

No saying duck.

No saying asterisk.

No saying pr*ick. (whoops)

No saying sh*t and

No f*ck it.

Don’t be saying a*shole or

Writing stupid c*nt.

That reveals

A no talent motherf*cker and

A rather obnoxious coonster.