Captain Fear Was In The Lock Biz

Lawyers, we need ’em.

Don’t you fret.

And when sumbitch won’t pay his bet then

Get one on the horn and

In a minute or two,

That damn lawyer will sue for you.

He’ll roast ’em on a spit and

The beggar won’t quit until

You go an call the dawgs off.

But for what dang reason would ya?

Barry