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And There Will Come A Time Where The Uh, Time Has Come.

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  • February 16, 2015
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When my dad shat his pants near the end of his life, he cried. He cried that cry that one cries only one time in […]

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Welcome To RuleZone ME!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 16, 2015
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AARRRRGGGG! I’m so friggin angry I could tear a rabbit’s foot from a keychain! I’ll yank the son-ofa-pupster off, I’m not gonna slide the ring […]

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Awareness

Ima Pile On All My Accidents And Add ‘Em Up Just For Fun

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  • February 16, 2015
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  Me being here is an accident. My pappy used to say. Said yer momma an me didn’t want ya boy, But ya came on […]

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Awareness

Cats And Some Humans Don’t Know That You Know That They Know

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 16, 2015
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Most folks know about Santa. They understand Santa is watching them but they soon forget about everyone else. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Sir! Sir! I Know A Tougher Way. Well, What Is It Williams? Spit It Out!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 16, 2015
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Most folks have a brain. They understand that a whole brain is the entire package but it’s not. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Hah! Any Thought Can Be Interrupted. They’re Flimsy Like The Wind.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 16, 2015
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Most folks think thoughts come by train. They forget that thoughts meander up shit creek without a paddle and any little breeze will beach the […]

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Awareness

And With The Intelligence Pack Comes A Rash Of Acne. Zat Okay With You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 16, 2015
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Most folks marvel at perfection. They gaze upon it for two long seconds before saying let’s get something to eat. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

This Place, This Place Ain’t What You Think. It’s What They WANT You To Think.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 16, 2015
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Most folks avoid thinking. They don’t have time to think and they already have lots on their place so uh, what’s your question? Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Dude Pulled A Movie Off The Shelf Saying Play This To Muddy The Water

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 16, 2015
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Many folks know about lying. They understand that lies must be caught and the best lies are pretty agile. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

The War, They Said, Was About Ideals, Not Creative Destruction.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 16, 2015
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Most folks know about drugs. They usually don’t count love, propaganda or fine marketing as drugs but they influence the same way. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Dude Was Wobbly On His Beliefs, Nudging Them Every Day.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Most folks know what is happening. They stop measuring their results thereby crippling any ability to adjust even if they wanted to. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Cry Barry, Cry. She’ll Keep Hittin Ya Till Ya Do!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Ain’t no feeling for free. Every feeling costs. Some feelings cost a little smile, Others make you bleed. Forever. For some feelings you will bleed. […]

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Awareness

Oh Yeah. These Are OUR Bodies.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Many folks believe in aliens. They just can’t fathom that they have already been consumed by them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude Was 58 Years Old Goddammit, He Cain’t Carry That Heavy Shat No Mo’.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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You gotta be cut some slack. Holy cow! Buddy I got your back, he says. I got my own damn back I says in my […]

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Awareness

Crime Is Like Cat Hair. There’s An Itchiness Which Needs Stroked & After Sucked Up.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Many folks know about crime. They understand that where there is money there is crime and where there is crime there is money. (and it […]

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Awareness

In The Realm Of Possibilities, Man… The Possibilities, Oh, The Possibilities!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Most folks have no possibilities. They sense this hopelessness standing in line at the lotto booth but everyonr stares eyes front, nervously clutching their last […]

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Awareness

Dude Said Shit That Never Came True. He Thought Others Did The Same.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Many folks make plans. They have to on account of traveling with so many seat of pants flyers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Guy’s Shirt Said ‘I Facebooked Your Mom’ And Dude Just Wanted To Crack ‘Im.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Most folks think smoking is cool. They don’t, but they used to. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Please, Oh Please, Gimme A Good Self Image. Something I Can Project.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Most folks don’t know themselves. They know what they’ve been told and polled for intent but their interviews have always been external. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

The Trouble With Mountaintops Is Other Mountaintops

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Most folks get what they want. They then normally want something else knowing they usually get what they want. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Buddy, They’re Just Shiny Rocks.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Many folks know about symbols. They understand that if guns equal fear and fear equals control then even fake guns will do the trick. Thank […]

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Awareness

Seeing Outside And Being Outside Are Two Whole Separate Outsides

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Most folks lock their doors. They do so erroneously though on account of the things that can really hurt them are already inside. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

If You Are The Janitor, You Should Stay In School.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Most folks know about tough jobs. They understand that the big horses get the big loads and there ain’t no awards for doing what you […]

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Awareness

So You’ve Captured All This Energy, Whatcha Gonna Do With It?

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Most folks know about wishes. They wished wishes came true but they forget to wish to the wish granter. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

If Life Doesn’t Kill You

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Most folks know about wonder. They occasionally wonder where their wonder went but they don’t wonder long. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude Wanted Loneliness To Sneak Up On Him ‘Cause Then He Wouldn’t Be Alone

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Most folks have friends. They choose friends who are similar to them so they can avoid talking to themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dude Was Dead Until He Awoke

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2015
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Many folks remember dreams. They can’t remember to pick up milk though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

So This Guy Was Falling Through Space One Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2015
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Most folks live a suburban life. They understand that offices are for short term living & cars are for shorter term living but if this […]

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Awareness

Moar Trees! Moar Life! Moar, Moar, Moar, Moar, Moar!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2015
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Most folks grow. They grow and grow and go. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Attack? Attack Was Imminent, That’s Why All The Averted Eyes.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2015
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Many folks know about influence. They understand that the most effective influence is that influence which leaves no trace of influence. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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