Category: Awareness

Many folks know about leverage. They understand hydraulics plus leverage allows even small gods to move mountains. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about cattle. They are also pretty certain that cattle have no concept of them or what they like on their hangerber sammich. […]

Most folks have been threatened. They sometimes had to wait till their father got home and other times were threatened just by him being home. […]

Most folks suspend their disbelief. They don’t care what crapola is plopping out of Jerry’s shit disturber, they just run when Jerry says run toward […]

Most folks salute flags. They either salute directly or pay someone to salute for them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks don’t pull stuff out their ears. They don’t because earholes are too small but pie holes are just large enough that they can […]

Many folks know ambiguity. They talk out this side of their mouth, then the other side and then make noises out their arse. Thank you, […]

Many folks know about murder. They understand that swords swing both ways. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Most folks play games. They need to keep busy so not playing ain’t an option. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks have been burned by the sun. How come there ain’t a law against that, huh? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have children. They have to be taught whom to say what to and whom to not say to. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

Most folks celebrate their birthday. They celebrate on account of the greeting card company and drinks inc. not to mention chez retail baby! Thank you, […]

Love is biting your tongue and feeling proud of it. Love is doing jobs you hate to do for yourself and then doing them for […]

Most folks don’t name their muscles. They are already named, of course, and without consultation are thrown into action without hesitation or practise on account […]

There. On the side of the road. That man has a dog. That dog has a friend. That friend has a dog and a friend. […]

Most folks know about rich owners. They understand that when rich owners say wacky they say how wacky? right back. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about out. They understand that their dominion ends where the dermis begins. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks know about reality. They understand that most patrons choose from whatever menu they are given. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Ats rat. Ah bin slingin this here bovine skat 60 months. Ah done mah time… Nah ahma git whats ratfully mahne. What ah got commin… […]

1. Get drunk via yer ordinary means. 2. Locate a recording device. (shit, this probably shoulda been number 1) 3. If yer recording device is […]

Most folks need respite. They don’t always get it though and when they don’t get it more need it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks are animals. They try to cover up their animal parts though because humans are not animals. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks obey signs. They stop even if there is no need to stop because what, they gonna not stop?! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

There IS a stairway to heaven. Okay, there’s a bunch of stairways. Some have one step, Others twelve, And some have none at all. You […]

Most folks beak off. They spout shit they had no intent of spewing and now it’s on them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks ooh and aah over fashion. They keep their auto clean, home clean and clean side of their life facing away on account of […]

Most folks know about evaporation. They understand that if something can’t evaporate it will slowly sink into that hole between I will not forget and […]

Most folks get stiff. They stiffen up on account of too much use or not enough. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks face frustration. They just don’t know what else to do with it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks know about different. They change the names of the victim and antagonist and observers cannot guess the outcome. Thank you, friend. Barry out.