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In Liarland

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 1, 2019
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When his lips were moving And his mouth was on this side. One could hear the fibs a tumbling. And, once in a while, collide. […]

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Awareness

How They Shut You Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2019
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You’re scared. Am I right? You don’t sleep good at night? You, you think they’re watchin’. No, but they sorta gotcha. Looking over your shoulder. […]

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Reality As An Onion Where You’re Peeling The Inside Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2019
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He could be artificially intelligent. He could walk and do that talking. He could observe without balking. He had a front and centre seat To […]

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Awareness

Karma

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 20, 2019
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You’ll get yours! He shook his fist. Eyes a bulgin’, dude was pissed. Life was upside down. Shit had come around. And that shit had […]

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No, You Ain’t Suffering Alone.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 16, 2019
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He was a thief all right. He worked both day and night. His tool was so uptight. You could have a stroke. Maybe be that […]

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This Farmer Farms Crazy

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 12, 2019
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You had to pay them for paying them. They charged you for nothing. Fines tripled and quadrupled. The cameras missed nothing. They charged you to […]

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I Can Help You Here

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 8, 2019
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He wanted help where he was but Help wasn’t where he was Just because Help was needed like a blanket Not a thread. You’re an […]

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Outlying The Outliars

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 8, 2019
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Psst! Ya wanna hear a story? Bout a guy that wasn’t sorry That he fibbed about tamorry? It wasn’t true. But what could he do? […]

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Awareness

The Doctor Said Drink Whiskey

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 7, 2019
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She imagined him telling her She must be drunk. And whomever thinks otherwise Obviously thunk That they know much more than The whiskey presciber. He’s […]

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S’all Fixed

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 7, 2019
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She colored her hair. He was really a she. And they invented a reality that Could never be Deciphered Cause they heard that Honesty sucked […]

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Upon Losing Your Mind

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 30, 2019
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Keep someone close whom remembers. Tell you how great you are. Might recall where they moved your whiskey. Might remind you that ain’t your car. […]

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French Understand French. Geniuses, Geniuses.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 28, 2019
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There was nothing to complain about. The good life was boring as shit. He knew what he’d eat for dinner that night, And he knew […]

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They Said Their Way Was The Way But It Was Just Another Way

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 28, 2019
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Their God was a loving god. Right here, pot was legal by god. Here, you get a nice piece of cheap sod. Don’t tell you, […]

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Space

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 21, 2019
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This sucks. This doesn’t. This sucks. This doesn’t. Does it suck? Maybe it doesn’t…

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The Tale Of Two Stories

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 21, 2019
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It was true what they said. He nodded his head. It was true yesterday, it was true. But yesterday was then And this is now. […]

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They Sent No Dollars To The Front Line

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2019
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No Dollars was the cunning sort. He’d report “No thing to see!” And there he’d be… Helping entropy. Giggling as shit breaks down. No Dollars […]

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Awareness

Life Teaches Little The First Time Around

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2019
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You cook, then eat. Undress, then sleep. Time doesn’t pass until you notice it creep Into your hair and knees and Even if you don’t […]

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Translating Fibbery

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 11, 2019
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His lips moved lots, When he lied. Her words flowed true When she lied. They smiled and held hands. Achieving all their plans Against the […]

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Placebo. Nocebo And Karma.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 9, 2019
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Science! He said, As he pointed to his head. Then, to our dread, Said we’d been dead Until he said We were goners. All fawners […]

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Small Concern. Big Influence.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 2, 2019
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You stink and buddy you stink. You lie and buddy you think Your lies don’t count but They’re the fount of What amounts to Shit […]

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Santa Hands Out PTSD

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2018
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Here comes Santa Clause. Here comes Santa Clause! Man, old Santa’s lame! See, Santa works for Hudson’s Bay. Walmart and Macy’s, yay! Santa fronts for […]

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Phasers On Ignore

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 21, 2018
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He picks his nose and his goddamn farts! Her mother’s a bitch. His father, an arse. She hits dat bingo. Develops lingo that Buddy says, […]

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Three Fitty Nine

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 18, 2018
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Two eyes two ears two legs Two sides of this one thing You call yours and on All fours that table turns To where you’re […]

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This Land Is Not Your Land

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 11, 2018
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Hello renter and Occasional dissenter. How does your garden grow? Do you even know What makes all this go? No, you do not know. Cause […]

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To Thine Own Self Be Rude

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 7, 2018
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Bite your tongue. Bite it hard. Save yourself from you retard. Be thee quiet. Silent riot. Wisdom’s on it’s way.

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The InEquality Law Of Price

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2018
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A few folks invent everything. Take a look around your room. What there did you invent? Think about the inventions within inventions all around you […]

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Awareness Blessings Of The Ages

Upon Realizing Your Trap, Stay Calm, Relax.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2018
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You went for the easy food! Stepped on that switch. Life came on in on you. Son-of-a-bitch! You hurt your snout a bit. Tryin’ to […]

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Awareness

Say It

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2018
  • 1 comment

Fuck your bitten tongue! Spit that bullshit out! You will loose your voice if you Do not shout! Say what it’s about! Organize your clout! […]

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Awareness

The Great Wall Of Great Wallas

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 22, 2018
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For a long time they Kept them out. But they kept coming. Charged them hard. Shuffled them about. But the tourists, they kept coming. The […]

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Awareness Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

Sir Downsalot

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 6, 2018
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You’re no good You’re no good. You’re no good with rules, ya. Make your own. Live at home. On the fly. You’re that guy. Lives […]

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