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Critical Thinking

The Cliques, They Formed All By Themselves.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 1, 2015
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Most folks know about evolution. They understand that evolution changes their clothes but they forget that the clothes changer changes clothes.  Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Critical Thinking

Persistence Is A Heavy Damn Key

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 1, 2015
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Many folks know about weight. They imagine weight being static in the moment but getting heavier with every step. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Critical Thinking

People Who Think They Know Politics Can’t Tell Their Arse From A Hole In The Ground

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 29, 2015
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Many folks vote. They see voting as a license to bitch. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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acceptence Critical Thinking

Riders From Noddingham

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2015
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How does one know that they’ve fallen asleep? When they wake up. If they do… Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Critical Thinking

Shit Was Going Dude’s Way Whether It Was Or Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2015
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Forget your age. Chalk up your wins. Wins and Near misses. Cause near misses count, Good and bad whizzing past you. If you see ’em, […]

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Critical Thinking

They Said Look Out For The Aliens When We Shoulda Been Looking In

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks have pets. They may not pet them but they have them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Critical Thinking

Let’s Say You Were Talking To Nobody

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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You wouldn’t be talking. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Critical Thinking fair warning

Spotting Political Prisoners

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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His neighbor the postman had A couple of girls Locked up in his basement for A couple of years. They weren’t political prisoners. Thank you, […]

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Critical Thinking Long Term Thinking

Forget About Time. Think Timing.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks know about dishes. They understand that dishes can be cleaned right after eating or right before eating but before eating takes longer. Thank […]

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Awareness Critical Thinking

The Circus

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks know about clowns. They understand that clowns have a day job and in that job they are not clowns. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Critical Thinking

He Was Into Self Flagellation. He Was A Hurtin’ Man Hurt.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 24, 2015
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Most folks know about blame. They understand that blame feels a hellova lot better going out than coming back. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Critical Thinking

The Next Level Ain’t Any Tougher Than This One. Gettin’ There Is.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 20, 2015
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Most folks go home the same way. They can’t imagine going another way on account of they live down this street, then this street, then… […]

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Ancient History Critical Thinking

They Were Killing For Him. For Him, Remember.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 19, 2015
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Most folks know about government. They understand that, like cats, government does things for them they’d rather not have done but does anybody here speak […]

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Courage Critical Thinking

Up Is Just There Without Down

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 18, 2015
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Most folks enjoy smooth sailing. They forget that smooth has a rough side upon which all smooth depends. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Critical Thinking

To Be On Time Master Fleet, Fleet, Fleeting.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 18, 2015
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Most folks know about here today gone tomorrow. They don’t quite grasp the large frame they are referencing though, on account of them being in […]

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Critical Thinking

You Say You Don’t Mind Repetition But You Will, You Will, You Will.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 18, 2015
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Most folks know about patience. They imagine they have plenty when the truth is they are almost out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Critical Thinking Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Happy Right Now Is As Happy As It Gets

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 17, 2015
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Most folks want to be happy. They imagine happiness is similar to being warm in that happiness lurks in outerwear and somewhere else. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Critical Thinking fair warning

Dopers Unite!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 15, 2015
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Many folks know about competing. They understand that their competitor’s advantage is their disadvantage and winning ain’t attracted to the disadvantaged. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Ancient History Critical Thinking

The Smart Ones Act So Dumb You Think, No Need To Armor Up.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Most folks are not slaves. They may cowtow to a boss but that cookie’s being crumbled by the eater. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Courage Critical Thinking

Mind Can Be Sucked Through Eyes, Ears And Nose. Occasionally Out The Ass.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Most folks know about propaganda. They haven’t succumbed to any yet but talk to them during the next uh, commercial break. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ancient History Critical Thinking

Eye. The Good Life.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Humans breathe the same air. ‘Cept them breathing dirty air. But dirty air doesn’t care Whom breathes it. It wants breath. Humans drink the same […]

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Critical Thinking

If You Have Coattails Someone’s Ridin’ Em

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Many folks know about success. They understand that all one has to do is get in the way of success and shit will come up […]

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Courage Critical Thinking

They Tortured Him To Stop Talking

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 12, 2015
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Most folks know their limits. They don’t know them sight unseen but swing by and they’ll point them out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Critical Thinking Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When Daddy Hits Mommy

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2015
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Most folks know about fucking retards. They understand that fucking retards should not, must not be ordering in for lunch nor doing gubmint wirk. Thank […]

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Awareness Critical Thinking

If It’s On Television There’s That Telling Part

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2015
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Many folks know about walkie talkies. They understand that walkie talkies allow people to walk and talk but to where and about what? Thank you, […]

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Critical Thinking

Afraid Is An Idea Bigger Than You. Scared Is When Yer Doing It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 6, 2015
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Many folks have shit their pants. They did it running or laughing or farting in some bath thing but shit people shit people shit. Thank […]

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Awareness Critical Thinking

Politicians Speak To Truth Like Priests Speak To God

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 5, 2015
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Many folks know about voting. They understand that voters are the key to democracy and Mickey Mouse runs Disneyland. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Courage Critical Thinking

Yes There Are Good Law Enforcers. They Just Ain’t Been Hired Yet.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 5, 2015
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Most folk know about rotten. They understand that if something is spoiled and placed beside some unspoiled, the unspoiled gonna get spoiled. Thank you, friend. […]

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Critical Thinking

Yes You Have Rights And You Can Wait For Them To Kick In With Hands Behind Yer Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2015
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So the big guy says to the little guy, Little guy scratch my back! Little guy scratches. Big guy kills him. Hey little gal! Big […]

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Critical Thinking

When Love Ain’t Reciprocal It’s Almost Funny To Watch

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 27, 2015
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Most folks appreciate. They appreciate being appreciated and when they are not, they appreciate nonappreciation. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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