Category: Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Badge

There’s a dead man laying in the middle of the road. Good man in a car coming up on him slowed. How was a good […]

Shit! He thought. He’d been caught. Infected. Now, he must reject it. Just to be subjective. It’s fair now, like holy cow… One could spill […]

Buddy wasn’t into shaking hands. Even tho he could, his germs had plans. Kept him at bay, fear was a factor. Humans at the front, […]

Who wants a thing shoved in their ass? Who wouldn’t vote saying I will pass? Maybe that dude wearing fuck you mask. That dude flunked […]

Say you’re not a spook. Or not my friend, the gook. You say you just want to play with me. You say, if that’s free […]

Winning is HARD! Winning is TOUGH! But losing is hard and Losing is rough. Winning takes the piss outa you. Then fills that piss back […]

This little bastard loved himself. Loved himself! Loved himself! Act like a giant and an elf. He felt swell. Happy as hell! That little bastard, […]

Kenedy, they killed in a damn parade. Splattered Jack’s brain with a Don’t! so engraved. Everyone knew that no one was afraid. They will knock […]

Who does well? The rich! Who thinks life’s a bitch? You twitch. You twitch because you know That life is gonna flow Like a bed […]

You’re an ogre man. An also-ran. Got no tan, Albino. Rinos have tough skin. Yours is so thin. Babies can see right through you.

Dude was a pansy. Skin so soft with hands he Would not use for work. Oh no, that shit he’d shirk. A well dressed man […]

The cows didn’t know that The pigs didn’t know that The chickens didn’t know that The farmer didn’t know that The banker didn’t know that […]

Huffing on a gas bag. Like it was the last ride Leaving Hell at eleven. Leaving Hell going to Heaven. All abored now! Inhale deep, […]

Confused, he was And not because There was no way else to be. He could but would not see. There was shit afoot And it […]

Real ugly green On some big trucks. Blue, red and black trucks Give no fucks. They see a problem We be hobblin Us, if we […]

Yes, he said he’d help. And he wouldn’t help just himself. He’d help with the homeless. Food and clothe and god bless He’d help the […]

Join the moo-vement. Leave the gov-ment Whom are hell bent On your destruction. Cause leaving fucks them. And no one leaves.

Not Today SATAN! The old fuck said. Well, he didn’t say it But the cap on his head Made damn sure that everyone read. The […]

The sun went away for Many a day and no one did say We are fucked! No, instead they saw edges And the depth of […]

There’s no I.D. Just a real stern look If you want to break in to heaven. Gates? You’ll wonder where then. Are the gates? If […]

A mother and daughter. A father and husband. Three went out to fly. They didn’t think to try. To avoid the system. It is… they […]

Heaven is a real place. Where real people get to. And real cats. And real dogs. And anyone who feels the draw The draw of […]

They were nice as hell but I knew damn well It wasn’t going to last. Shit was changing fast. It was all about my past […]

He was right as rain. He was in no pain. He was ready to make them squeal. They were ready to make a deal. He […]

The feet that hit the floor Are not yours. Nor the voice that yells at kids And opens doors. The ears that no longer hear, […]

You ain’t going anywhere. Here is where you stay. Call it heaven. Call it hell. You ain’t going away. Come back as a well fed […]

Nothing to hear. The no voice said. But that deep thought Bounced over his head For he thought every thought Was read. But cyphered in […]

You fought like hell You know damn well You are made of steel. You won a race You won first place Billions around you reeled. […]

Tonto spoke when spoken to. Not before. And he and El Arr Both had horses. And of course They both had guns. No one fucked […]

I know we don’t stop At Stop Signs no more. No need to see ahead So boring! Maybe a minute wait Go touring. A tour […]