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The Crazy Train Is Full Of Hurting Pass En Jers

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 10, 2024
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Buddy didn’t like it But he said so naught. Cause he didn’t like it Meant he won’t be caught. Lying to himself Making life look […]

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Hurtsville

This Guy Is Not My Friend

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 26, 2022
  • 1 comment

My mom died on January 18, 2022. She died of loneliness. She contracted a bad case of politics which quickly progressed into full on fear, […]

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Hurtsville

First Day Momless

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 20, 2022
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Damn it’s cold When the one you knowed Would watch for you is gone. Feels like I missed a dawn On a brand new day […]

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Hurtsville

Mom Died Again

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 19, 2022
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You’re in that club That never closes. There is no time and clocks? What are those and The breeze is soft and The light is […]

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Hurtsville

Two Seconds

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2019
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Fuck that was close! Too damn close… One curiosity is all it takes Then, oh then, baby We ain’t fakes. We be the real thing. […]

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Hurtsville

The Lord Swings Both Ways

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2018
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God was a lazy son-a-bitch. If he was manifested in Mitch. Cause Mitch don’t give a shit. He wants no piece of it. He doesn’t […]

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History Bitch Hurtsville

Jesus I Don’t Want To Be A Fucking Retard

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2017
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No offense, he said, but you stink! And I don’t like how you think! You wear skin that’s brown, it ain’t pink. Your koolaid’s bad, […]

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Courage Hurtsville

God’s Plan And Your Plan Will Meet At The Corner

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 5, 2017
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Jesus, I wasn’t expecting you today. Not this way. Not okay. I was there waiting for you to say Buddy, how you want the following? […]

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Assholes Annonymous Hurtsville

And For Every Hammer A Scratch

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2016
  • 1 comment

He got drunk and fell down. Drunk and fell down. Couldn’t fall up. Always fell down. Kepp on floppin’ Always head down. Didn’t see the […]

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Hurtsville Madness Is In The Food

Scoundrel Be Thy Name

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2016
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Brother, you know couches. Sofas and Lazy Boys. Brother, you’ve supped more sea than fish. Brother, and big boy toys. You slam. You hollar. Spend […]

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Hurtsville

The Mindless People Steal

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 30, 2016
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It’s your mind. You can’t make it up. I wait behind you, Feelin’ a wee bit gruff. I’d like to tell you, That you’ve had […]

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Hurtsville

And If You Call Me An Asshole You’d Be Right

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 29, 2016
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Oh the better me is better free To judge past pal ‘o mine. He’s a moron, yes and I Must confess that He’s no frienda […]

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Hurtsville It's All About Contrast

Mr. Gout, I Presume.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 14, 2016
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Fuck you big time my old friend. You just come to hurt me. I placate and negotiate To stop you roaming free. Why your visit? […]

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Hurtsville You Ain't The Bossamee

There’s One Set Of Rules For The Ruled

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 10, 2016
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Rich or poor, it don’t matter. If you listen to the mad hatter, Your glass housa freedom will shatter. And you will hafta stay at […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest Hurtsville

Das Peeple

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2016
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Mentally ill is why we still Cry out for something free. I like free, feels great to me and I Wonder if and how it […]

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Ancient History Hurtsville

A Priest Stole Money Then With God’s Help, Gambled It All Away.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 31, 2016
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Chance was a very big dude. Chance don’t like no takers. You believe in the god of luck? You wanna bet on the Lakers? Maybe […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest Hurtsville

Mortar The Evil Pony

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2016
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Some a dah milk go bad Worse chocolate ever bin had. Drive a chocolate lover mad. Sad. But, take’it what once bin sad. Thank you, […]

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Boredom Sucks Hurtsville

This Old Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2016
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Someone sitting alone there. Dude looks like he’s lost. Looks like he paid alot for life. And he didn’t count the cost. Which was everything. […]

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Hurtsville Madness Is In The Food

Lawdy Let My Goodness Clean The Shit From My Fan

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2016
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How come I gotta be the nice guy? When shitters shit on me why lord why? I play safe when they don’t even try. They […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest Hurtsville

Catch A Nigger By Da Toe Den An Ass Kickin’ E-Leet!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2016
  • 1 comment

One day down by da reever. Ah see a liddle sheet. Da sheet seep outa da reever bank into Da haich two oh we drink. […]

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Hurtsville It's All About Contrast

Just Outside In The Porch

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2016
  • 1 comment

Big life small life. Havin’ them a ball. But right outside man, terror befall. Make a no noise. Terror don’t call. Scratchin’ out the miserable […]

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Ancient History Hurtsville

A City Of A Million People Up In Smoke!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 19, 2016
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Every thirty seconds! A gun in someone’s mouth. A noose turn-ing lights out. A spike shaken without. A pill to stop the shout’n. A city […]

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Hurtsville

It’s Always You

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 29, 2015
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You go. You do. It’s you and all things that matter to you. Those things are important. They need attention. They don’t need me and […]

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Hurtsville Shitty Ain't How It Always Is

One Time Two Times

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2015
  • 1 comment

Shit needs two dimensions only To go absolutely sideways. Give it four or five dimensions Shit be sideways always. So… look out! You newby tenth […]

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Hurtsville It's Economics Man

No One Waiting When Dude Got Down. Maybe He Shouldn’ta Come Down.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2015
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Today don’t matter. Today ain’t nothin’. Goin’ too smooth. Gonna rough it. Maybe tough it. Outa here. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural Hurtsville

Shit Ya There Was A Gang War And One Gang Had All The Guns

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2015
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A red bandana. Dude got dead cause he ignored The rule about red bandanas. On this turf no bandanas. Badges on hats and epaulets. Spit […]

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Hurtsville

The Dominate Narrative Was: You’re Weak, I’m Strong. I Will Cover For You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 13, 2015
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Mental Illness played indoors only. He didn’t want to go outside. Anyone stopping wouldn’t see him. Em Eye would steal away and hide. Their consciousness […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural Hurtsville

Sorry I Told You

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 9, 2015
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You were gonna do something I asked you to. Kina took your initiative And through it through A strip of glue Held us together. Thank […]

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Boredom Sucks Hurtsville

PhaseBook

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 7, 2015
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On stun everybody! On stun! On donor, on blitzkrieg. On stun. Everybody. Thankyou, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural Hurtsville

Less People Shooting More People More Often

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 3, 2015
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At the end of the road were Some folks who were lost. They hada get home at Any cost. THEY WERE LOST! Man… Dontcha see […]

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