Lying For Good Causes

You better watch out.

Better not pout.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

He foils every Santa alarm.

Shushes every bark.

Drinks a million cups of milk.

This all for his work.

Easter Bunny.

Kinda funny.

Hiding eggs of chicken.

And hanging quite the lickin’.

On chock-late likeness of itself.

It can’t help…

It’s ordered to.

Has to do

What it’s told to.

By the fairy who

Buys fresh teeth from children.