Momma read a story because Billy couldn’t read.
Showed him how to bathroom so his jammies wasn’t peed.
Taught Bill how to wipe his arse without even looking.
Told him to attract a wife or he’d do all the cooking.
Got Bill up to attend school cause Billy didn’t wanna.
Said Billy get a paycheck now and pile a debt upon ya.
Get a house and pay it down until you’re only renting.
Drink a bit, talk to yourself and claim you’re only venting.
Cut your lawn at 6 A.M cause you can’t stand your neighbors.
Camrify your roundabouts and finger feed the haters.
Ya, Billy caught on real quick that
Few folks will catch on.