When The Future Comes In Chunks Almost Too Big To Swallow

Momma read a story because Billy couldn’t read.

Showed him how to bathroom so his jammies wasn’t peed.

Taught Bill how to wipe his arse without even looking.

Told him to attract a wife or he’d do all the cooking.

Got Bill up to attend school cause Billy didn’t wanna.

Said Billy get a paycheck now and pile a debt upon ya.

Get a house and pay it down until you’re only renting.

Drink a bit, talk to yourself and claim you’re only venting.

Cut your lawn at 6 A.M cause you can’t stand your neighbors.

Camrify your roundabouts and finger feed the haters.

Ya, Billy caught on real quick that

Few folks will catch on.



Barry Williams http://barry-williams.com/blog

Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks.

The rest will be, uh, less understandable...

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