I’d like to introduce you to two Barry L. Williamses. One Barry L. Williams is sad and unhappy he is sad. He wears his sadness like an ill fitting shirt. One of those too short shirts where a fat dude’s gut drips out the bottom. Not pretty. The other Barry L. Williams sees Barry L. Williams’s hurt and feels for […]
Archive for June, 2014
Ahem. Is this thing on? (tap, tap, tap) Thank you, friend. Barry out. And over here is where we sell bananas… David Guetta – Play Hard ft. Ne-Yo, Akon
Many folks make plans. They make them and remake them and refucking make them again. Thank you, friend. Barry out. OneRepublic – Counting Stars
See me? No, dude. You see me? I’m here. Here. For you to see me. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Many a person is scary. None more so than Norvil. Noval, Norval Orriss. N looks you straight in the face and all U want to do is piss. And piss. Norvil Orriss pissy piss piss. YOU got fists on the edge of a cheese tray MISS! You’re listening as you still talk! If we follow […]
Many folks have made a break for it. They stopped smoking, stopped hitting their kids or just put a halt to beating shit into things. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks have lost consciousness. They felt a little woozy and spent all their hearing on their own whimpering which left little to apply to the beggars looking for them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
These people should be scared. They know not what to do. Cause they are unprepared. They’re stickin’ like flour glue. We’ll point ’em rightly shortly. After sortin’ out the chaff. And the hard to bend beggars. We’ll bend a bit out back. There’s no need 4 U to fear us. We’re all […]
Most folks are shallow. They just don’t know their own depth. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks are clueless. They feign intelligence but the facts to support them fail to materialize and that lack of materialization sinks ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
One of us loves the other one more. They shut up in a fight. One of us loves the other one for. Their stay shut up delight. One of us says hey lets go. The other says no lets wait. One of us lets pick up our pace. The other says its our gait. One […]
Many folks have empathy. They imagine how others must feel and try, try, try their damnedest to give them what they need even if they don’t ask for it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks recover. They slowly forget slights and allow bygones to be bygone & if they can’t then they stew in bitter soup. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks have resources. They have physical capacity for work or can trade thinking for doing but when resources are low and trade collapses, dreams and happiness follow. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks know about taxes. They cut into a person’s pay packet at so many levels that it almost seems like manna from heaven when they give it back. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Many folks improve. They attain a level of achievement where good is never good enough and nothing is ever settled and the shit they thought was so great yesterday is today’s no want hand me down. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Many folks have been let go. They were shown the door in no uncertain terms & were informed it’d be better for them if the door didn’t arse smack ’em on their way out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks have solid relationships. They create, nurture and hone their relationships to the point where they can easily fall in love with their own reflection. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks accept their lot. They see further than the end of their nose but its still their nose so what’s all this fuss about trying to make something out of it? Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks are a flash in the pan. They extend their influence far beyond their still small voice within and that voice creeps even further outside creating all manner of kerfuffle while realizing quite clearly that it will be instantly stymied by a proper sideways glance or critical sound. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks are behind. They are behind the eight ball or behind in payments which stops them from imagining what tools freedom needs to help plan their escape. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks care. They give a shit about what is happening around them on account of nothing bad is happening IN them. Thank you, friend. Barry out. When one is seek they stop seeking.
Don’t… uh. Don’t you follow me here. No more. Not now. Not you. Uh-uh. I say. Don’t… uh. Don’t you follow me here. Not now. Not you. Not here. No way. *** Duh doughy doh doe… Duh doughy doh doe… Don’t now, don’t you open that door. Don’t, don’t, don’t. Please don’t you. Follow […]
You don’t know squat, my friend. You…you don’t know shit. Can’t tell squat from shit. Why you so stupid pally? Why all this nutso mister? Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks waste effort. They don’t waste it on purpose as the waste they produce has no form or function which means whenever waste rears its ugly head, no one seize it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Many folks know about altruism. They understand that if they can get someone else to off themselves then they can stay on. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks respect certainty. They fall asleep while strangers rule their rails, program red lights and take their peek ture in the name of them coming to at the right stop. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Most folks just do. They don’t want to remember the entire menu just number five supersized. Thank you, friend. Barry out. At ain’t feesh.
Many folks know that life is a game. They understand that they can play or choose not to play but their choice doesn’t stop the game it just alters its outcome. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Tindersticks – Ballad of Tindersticks
Most folks have been sad. They know it’s a long way from happiness and the reason happiness has value. Thank you, friend. Barry out.