Archive for April, 2015

See That Person With The Huge Agenda?

Most folks are ignorant. They aren’t the rude type of ignorant though, they are ignorant of the fact that they are leaving a pile of life on the table. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Life Doesn’t Go On

Life halts. Life stops. Life goes to this place then doesn’t come back. You can call it all you want. “Here life, here life, come on back girl!” But life won’t come back. It stays in that place where alive doesn’t live. And that ain’t here. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Just Yer Standard Miscommunication

Most folks have something to say. They try to remember it, record it, and even relay it which is tough on account of some ideas are huge crack hounds. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Stay out of the cracks you hounds!!

People Is

Doof is a retard. Retard is a moron. Moron is a stupid bitch. Bitch is an asshole. Asshole is a doof. At oughta hold ya. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Doan Fuck Wit A Guy’s Mom

See hospitals are for weak people. They’re in no shape to resist. They need help and take direction and it don’t help getting pissed. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Life Gives “Connect Your Charger” Warnings

Most folks have been ignorant. They attempted to speak rather than sleep their ignorance off on accounta being addicted to bad memories. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Let’s Have A Family Funeral

Saying nice shit when folks are dead is nutso. Say that shit to alive. Let life wallow in its own love. Lookin’ in that mirror, my, my… Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yer Health Is Worth A Rat’s Petunia But Yer Sickness Creates Jobs

Many folks know about potential. They understand that hunger pangs drive sales and same for pain. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Cracks Here Were So Damn Big The Beggars Nearly Made A Whole

Most folks know about government. They understand that governments don’t earn income they demand it and demands cost money. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

And If You Didn’t Allow Him To Employ His Power, His Power Would Overpower You.

Many folks know about politics. They understand that politics shines the unshiny to a reflection so brilliant that voters see only themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Love Re-examined

Love like water cuts to the chase. Love will not wait. Love isn’t straight. Love ain’t no gate you can swing on. Love’ll gouge yer eyes out, Rip yer heart right out yer chest. And love will show you one way, Better than the rest. Love is blessed. Life caressed. But love gets old. You’ll […]

This World Is Oper Ated

Most folks know about television. They forget though, that tele is telling them everything and their vision is not their vision. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yes Dorkness Can Suddenly Come Upon One

Most folk know rude. They understand it feels better going out than coming in but that’s rude for you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

De Piranhas Love Doze Doves Yum Yum!

Most folks know a boss. They understand that that boss has a boss and that boss has a boss and soon isa comin’ payday. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Hey Evr’body, Laugh At Me! I Will Take Yer Pain.

A fella called Mart So loved it hurt So hurt he loved to double Folks over, hands cupped over roars Of laughter. What mean old Mart was after… Wrenching, gut wrenching laughter. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Old Dude Died When His Mother Came Back To Life

Second chances. We don’get nearly enough. Swing at every throw! This ones’s outa the park! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Inside Voice Outside

I thought something the other day. Something I dare not say. Besides, the instant I did not say it, The damn thought went away. Good day! Because thoughts unspoken play. Whut say? Its the unspoken thoughts that play. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Its Yer Imagination Yer Crying For

Most folks wish. They wish there was a do over and clean dishes relieved hunger. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many Folks Are Serving Time For Someone They Barely Know

Themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Some Personalities And Cancer Don’t Mix

How many demons can fit in one body? Well, I can think and at the same time think about me thinking so thats two. To start with… Later I can reflect on me thinking about thinking. Three. We are loaded fore bear. Big bare. So there. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Tell Us What You Know Friend. We NEED Yer View Of Things.

Most folks learn stuff. They learn something, apply it, it works and then they make space for it in their coffin. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Seek And Yee Shall Find Out Shit You Wish You’d Known All Along

Oh jesus learning the hard way sucks. Drags you through the mess and muck. Any other route you’d gladly take, For just a wee bitta goddamn luck. But no. There’s no luck for you. Yer takin’ the rocky road out. But its out yer gettin’, Bumpy or not. Yer takin’ the tough way out. Thank […]

The Children Were Easier To Babysit When They Tied Each Other Up

Most folks enjoy being challenged. They maintain their cool in traffic, hold a spot in line and bite their tongue instead of someone’s head off and for this they feel good. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Chain Of Life Has Cracked Links

Most folks create reality. They forget that they’re the author though and toss their reins to the closest circumstance. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Then The Machine Rolled Over Him And He Was Gone Man. Dude Was Gone.

Most folk assimilate. They get outside themselves so far that their out is in. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Oh Ya, The Boy Could Guess But Only Way, Way Off.

If you wanna predict the future You better look hard to the past and then sum. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude’d Hoot And Feel Like Cleaning. Dude’s Wife Loved That Marewhowanna!

Spic’n spanning toilets really well Means heading out Far far away… Until the job Is done. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

They Tried To Knock Him Off His Rocker But Hah! He Was Already Off!

Most folks conform. They don’t feel right being different. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Jesus Please Show Me Gratitude, I Can Do The Rest.

Shit is not so bad it couldn’t be worse. But how bad do you want it? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

This Door To The Here And Now, Leave It Open. Leave. It. Open!

Mom this is a threat in writing. You stay mom. Dammit, YOU STAY!! Thank you, friend. Barry out.