Lakes have an edge that never stays the same. Lakes know they come and they go. You won’t catch a lake at the bottom of an ocean saying C’mon, put ’em up! Let’s go! Cause lakes aren’t like that. They’re buddies with their shores. Beaching when they want to Rocking if they feel it. Only […]

Going without and doing without are Two very different states. One is filled with loving less And one thinks less is hateful. One hates Less. One’s less is More. More, more, more says Less. It’s more! Moar says less is silly. Silly and sadly mistaken. And Silly says, “one day Moar you’ll see that more […]

Oh shit, it’s just me. Don’t get up. I’ll sit here by the terlot. In the stink called me, me, me. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Many folks know about condensation. They understand that water will get through about anything & humans are 75% piss and vinegar. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks are flexible. They bend themselves around the desires of others until others fail to notice that someone’s getting bent outa shape. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks know about sign here. They sign here without knowing what they are signing or what signing here even means. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks get upset. They get upset then they right themselves then they get upset then they Right themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about life. They understand that life exists in the eye of the beholder and if said beholder ain’t beholding then behold, life ain’t worth shit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks are up front. They could give two piddles what any one else thinks on accounta every one else being reciprocal. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks get pissed off. They do it for all the wrong reasons though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have gumption. They have no idea how much they’ve used or how much they have left though on account of never picking that pocket. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Mates tie you good’n tight. And if it ain’t allways delight, Dey habitually make knots right. Doze beggars. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Oh you FUCKERS! You fucking fuckers! She’s my mom too you fucking fuckers! You fucking leave her alone! Go find Yer own damn home. Cause here you don’t balone… Ney me! Motherfuckers! Sick man. Ah am sick. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know their limit. They don’t binge like a maniac on caffeine and pilot monstrous hunks of steaming metal at high speeds mere centemeters from another buzzed, late too, pock-auge. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have a go. They don’t usually have more than just the one go though on accounta A Single Strike Yout. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Arr this trip be shart. You be shart ‘o loot. I be shart ‘a patience. We be shartly disembarking. At’s shartly, if life let’s us. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks know about time. They know there’s a lot more where that came from. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks know about shiny. They understand that shiny means shit but hey, Luke at those pointy hats! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks are affected. They don’t know how much or by whom though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks were children. They don’t remember being children though, which causes them to treat children like them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks appreciate opinions. They appreciate their own and anyone else’s which agrees with theirs. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks are alive. They are not knowingly teetering on the very brink of disaster even tho’ they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have relatives. They try not to be had by their relatives & their relatives try hard not to be had by them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks are idiots. They know they are idiots and they they spend a lot of time trying to prove otherwise. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks add value. They are no good at collecting so they pay their way. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks screw up. They immediately wish they hadn’t and that doesn’t stop the vast majority from hiding the truth. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks know about expectation. They create it until expectation creates on its own on accounta expectation changing everything. Thank you, Barry out.

Many folks are cocksuckers. They are assholes and idiots and fucking jerks too on accounta so-in-so said so. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have a mouth. They don’t watch it though, they let it just run off whenever it wants which can lead to smacked lips. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks follow the rules. They don’t flee between the lines on account of their attention being directed to toeing them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.