Archive for July, 2015

Do You Have The Skill To Let People Be?

Many folks know about pickpockets. They understand that pickpockets don’t alway pick and they for sure don’t always pick pockets. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

It’s Your Rules Out Here

Woe to the undisciplined. Those misfits for hire. Operated by circumstance Cause they won’t fly by wire. Say, why are they getting up like that? To the daze that will not greet ’em? And then cow towing to cow towers? In the towers of cow towers. Discipline is the key. Self discipline; key to free. […]

Your Lord Will Gladly Guide The Way So Hopefully You Have One

Many folks are spacially unaware. They know that they will not fit in those jeans but they try and they know that spit flies, just not theirs, and they proffer such bullshit as to prove the absolute vacancy of their head. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Better Shit Falls From You Into The Drink Than The Drink Falling Into You

Most folks have influence. They have it and splash it around without ever catching on that their influence influences them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

They Found The Biggest Mountain Could Be Undermined, One Teeny Rock At A Time.

Most folks stop thinking. They imagine they are saving brain power but brain power is no good saved. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Before Long The Krypteia Didn’t Have To Kill, They Just Changed The Odd Person’s Mind.

Most folks know about clubs. They understand that all clubs need members but not all members need clubs. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Birthdays By The Scamload

Most folks have a birthday. They understand it only comes once a year which leaves a shitpile of unbirthdays. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

For Those Undeserving Of Joy

Fuck you cowards. Fuck you dividers. Fuck you slippery sideways sliders! You hoot and holler Stomp and point Then you do nothing Fucking doinks. Your nothing counts, it makes a dif. You make too big for jumping rifts. Then you give a shit like you and your it, really matter. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

You Speak Through A Mouth Plumb Full Of Shit But You Are Filled With Squat

Most folks are big talkers. They say this and say that but do nada. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

A Wee Disappointment Isn’t Bad But Bad Don’t Do That Much Good

Most folks know about rotten. They understand that there is a point right prior to rotten where ain’t nuttin’ but sweet. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Of Course Life Will Stop You

Most folks try hard. They don’t try harder than anyone else though cause shh, the guards are watching. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Balconies You Can Pee From

Just outside yer gait. That great big can’t wait gait. There lies a dragon I ain’t lion. A dragon with its fight on. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Shit Does Not Get In Knots By Itself

Most folks know about inventors. They understand that inventors usually know when they are inventing and if they don’t it makes no difference to the invention. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Just Acting Like An Asshole Will Get You The Badge

Most folks get familiar. They understand that absence makes the heart grow fond and still they come around. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Only Assholes Are Perfect And Even Their Perfection Sucks

Most folks know about good enough. They understand that the average person can see their exterior only which pretty much gives them license to be full of shit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

There Was Nothing To Complain About And Ooh, That Peed Him Off!

Many folks love bad. They dream schadenfreude dreams and leave thick nickels on train tracks then pee in the best hiding bushes. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

The Lord Found Ways To Fuck With Dude

Most folks have friends. They expect those buds to be the last people to shit on them but if’n they ain’t pals then ya, go ahead. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

If Being Yerself Was Safe Everyone Would Let You

Most folks have expectations. They bend and shape reality anyway they want to even though the bends and benders can’t shape up. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Practice Screaming WHY FUCK?! Before Reaching For Success

Most folk ignore. They ignore shit at their peril & still blame peril. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Paydays Need Loans Like Oil Fires Need Water

There is a before the beginning. Conditions perfect. The thing starts. Write yer time down y’all! Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

The World Had Bad Days That Last A Thousand Years

Many folks know about war. They understand that war at the apex of war don’t look like war, it looks like a tough day at the factory. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

It Was Tough To Notice Who Was Fucked Up Cause Everyone Was Fucked Up

Many folks know about soma. They understand that if contrast is kept low, bickering will also be low, as above desires. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Babies Ain’t Born Laughing

Pain is. Absence of pain is. What you call it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Once In A While Things Change. Only Once In A While.

Many folks know about back. They understand that back is a partner to forth and those two compadres take turns rocking reality to sleep. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

When Rules Keep Getting Broke

Most folks have bumped into something. They were surprised at how much the bumped into thing moved or didn’t move but nevertheless, they felt their edge and could no longer deny their physical existence. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Back To Normally Fantastic

There’s this place just past perfect Where things have never been The shat is knee high deep there and The stank is mighty mean. People there are ugly And shorta breath’n time They force you dranks from dirty cups You gotta listen to their whine. Go back. Stay here. Now get on up. They scratch […]

You Can Look Like Yer Looking Good Without Being Good Looking

Most folks pay attention. They pay and pay but seldom pay so much that their payments add up. Thankyou, friend. Barry out.  

The Jaws Of Hell Are Clearly Marked. No Guide Is Required.

Most folks have a worst enemy. They allow that ne’er do well full access to their pantry where the beggar cooks up schemes so wild no sane person would serve them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Check Yer Possibility Of Pissedoffedness

Many folks are morons. They have no idea that they are morons though, even after exibiting tons of moronic behavior on account of staying true to themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Little Flies Need In Yer Eyes. Don’t. You. Want. Some?

Most folks are awake. They include being in a trance awake though on accounta counting blank stares. Thank you, friend. Barry out.