Many folks vote. They see voting as a license to bitch. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Most folks grow old. They lose their vim, vigor and hair if they’re lucky. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks nod off. They fall asleep and from that point on shit happens. Thank, friend. Barry out.

Wear a swatter. Like a sidearm. The beggars notice. They DO! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You. You make agreements. These are things out-living you. Like enemies. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Pity the unscripted. Makin shit up on the spot. No help, ideas, hints or comebacks. They do life in the very first shot. Crazy beggars. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

This dimension is hard to get into. Getting out is equally tough. It’s got hang times and time lines & up lines and sidelines and no down and no above. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

How does one know that they’ve fallen asleep? When they wake up. If they do… Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Yes you are infected. Use protection to keep from spreading. Not to others but yourself. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Life doesn’t need to be tortured. Life will talk at the drop of a hat. But life wants you to look real, real hard. Lookit that! Lookit that! Lookit that! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Forget your age. Chalk up your wins. Wins and Near misses. Cause near misses count, Good and bad whizzing past you. If you see ’em, count them all. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

God save the birds! Birds can fly and turn their heads quickly. Cats sure as hell cannot. Ya they turn their heads quickly but not as quick and They fly but not about. But birds chirp. Birds sing. Cats just hiss and whine. It takes a big damn bird with lotsa guts, Upon a dead […]

Most folks have children. They misrepresent tiny bits of reality to them and are surprised when the little tykes begin doing the same. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks are capable. They can go up, down or straight friggin sideways. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Roses have thorns. Sprang has splat. Good has bad. Ats life here on this planet. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have pets. They may not pet them but they have them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Walter, cancer got you. Wayne, a fucking shotgun. You two guys were both funny growing up. Now both you fucks are dead. I, thank fuck, am not. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

This power I have outside myself Where uh, where is it? I feel the power of others ya way outside themselves. Why do I feel it? It’s so exquisite. Isn’t,  isn’t it? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

1. Alive Sucks! 2. I don’t have cancer great. 3. I want to be awake during organ donation. 4. No shit will hit my fan today! 5. Okay. Game ON! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You wouldn’t be talking. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The sound barrier was broken. Four minute mile. Can people still be happy With no damn smile? Thank you, friend. Barry out .

Many folks are the center. They pivot the entire universe on their damn timetable. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about whales. They know whales have oil and they use oil but they sure as hell don’t use whale oil. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks should be singers. They can’t sing though so they talk in circles and chant the chorus, the chorus. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks are planners. They plan to ask what’s our plan then deviate. Thank you, friend Barry out.

His neighbor the postman had A couple of girls Locked up in his basement for A couple of years. They weren’t political prisoners. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Give back ten times what you took. Turna loss into a good return. Love tunnel to heaven. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about cash registers. They blink and they bleep and the mathways crippled cashier says debit or cash and you’ve got ten seconds to answer before they phone the cops. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The grass is so green on that side of the fence! So green and so clean with no weeds to be seen! There’s no in-between, It’s see or be seen. But it’s no rest at night now it’s work, Choose you green… Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about duck’s backs. They wouldn’t pile shit on a duck’s back on account of it would just run right the hell off. Thank you, friend. Barry out.