Archive for August, 2015

People Who Think They Know Politics Can’t Tell Their Arse From A Hole In The Ground

Many folks vote. They see voting as a license to bitch. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Meet You At Comeuppance Bay

Most folks grow old. They lose their vim, vigor and hair if they’re lucky. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Waiting Is Something You Do

Most folks nod off. They fall asleep and from that point on shit happens. Thank, friend. Barry out.

Can Flies Sense A Shitstorm?

Wear a swatter. Like a sidearm. The beggars notice. They DO! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Jesus He Loved Looking. At Himself. Himself.

You. You make agreements. These are things out-living you. Like enemies. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Moment They Asked Dude What Was Going On? He Wondered What Was Going On.

Pity the unscripted. Makin shit up on the spot. No help, ideas, hints or comebacks. They do life in the very first shot. Crazy beggars. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Life Shudders Out

This dimension is hard to get into. Getting out is equally tough. It’s got hang times and time lines & up lines and sidelines and no down and no above. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Riders From Noddingham

How does one know that they’ve fallen asleep? When they wake up. If they do… Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

The Devil Is In The Details And ‘Ol Slewfoot Don’t Vacay

Yes you are infected. Use protection to keep from spreading. Not to others but yourself. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dammit! You Reflect, You Reflect, You Reflect!

Life doesn’t need to be tortured. Life will talk at the drop of a hat. But life wants you to look real, real hard. Lookit that! Lookit that! Lookit that! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Shit Was Going Dude’s Way Whether It Was Or Not

Forget your age. Chalk up your wins. Wins and Near misses. Cause near misses count, Good and bad whizzing past you. If you see ’em, count them all. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

These Cats Were Killers. Killing For Fun And For Him.

God save the birds! Birds can fly and turn their heads quickly. Cats sure as hell cannot. Ya they turn their heads quickly but not as quick and They fly but not about. But birds chirp. Birds sing. Cats just hiss and whine. It takes a big damn bird with lotsa guts, Upon a dead […]

Pretending For Real Sets In At Age Eight

Most folks have children. They misrepresent tiny bits of reality to them and are surprised when the little tykes begin doing the same. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Crazy Is The Center Of Life’s Chocolate Bar

Most folks are capable. They can go up, down or straight friggin sideways. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Rot Exists. Evil Exists. Life And Love Are A Clearing In Rot’s Forrest.

Roses have thorns. Sprang has splat. Good has bad. Ats life here on this planet. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

They Said Look Out For The Aliens When We Shoulda Been Looking In

Most folks have pets. They may not pet them but they have them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Wayne And Walter, You’re Still Dead.

Walter, cancer got you. Wayne, a fucking shotgun. You two guys were both funny growing up. Now both you fucks are dead. I, thank fuck, am not. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Call It A Fa Cade

This power I have outside myself Where uh, where is it? I feel the power of others ya way outside themselves. Why do I feel it? It’s so exquisite. Isn’t,  isn’t it? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Track Yer Basic Happiness Level Over Several Daze

1. Alive Sucks! 2. I don’t have cancer great. 3. I want to be awake during organ donation. 4. No shit will hit my fan today! 5. Okay. Game ON! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Let’s Say You Were Talking To Nobody

You wouldn’t be talking. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When The Birds Try For You

The sound barrier was broken. Four minute mile. Can people still be happy With no damn smile? Thank you, friend. Barry out .

Yes He Was Surrounded But By Whom And For What?

Many folks are the center. They pivot the entire universe on their damn timetable. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Stuck Market

Most folks know about whales. They know whales have oil and they use oil but they sure as hell don’t use whale oil. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Lacking In Vitamin B Shut Up

Many folks should be singers. They can’t sing though so they talk in circles and chant the chorus, the chorus. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Get Ready Or Not

Most folks are planners. They plan to ask what’s our plan then deviate. Thank you, friend Barry out.

Spotting Political Prisoners

His neighbor the postman had A couple of girls Locked up in his basement for A couple of years. They weren’t political prisoners. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

How To Get Outa Prison

Give back ten times what you took. Turna loss into a good return. Love tunnel to heaven. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Silence Brang No Money

Most folks know about cash registers. They blink and they bleep and the mathways crippled cashier says debit or cash and you’ve got ten seconds to answer before they phone the cops. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

N’en She Take Half N’en D. Lawyer Take Half N’en

The grass is so green on that side of the fence! So green and so clean with no weeds to be seen! There’s no in-between, It’s see or be seen. But it’s no rest at night now it’s work, Choose you green… Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Birth A New You Every Day

Most folks know about duck’s backs. They wouldn’t pile shit on a duck’s back on account of it would just run right the hell off. Thank you, friend. Barry out.