Wrist slitting isn’t necessary. You won’t have to take no pills. Don’t got to swallow that shotgun We got the stuff that kills. Don’t jam your head in a toilet. No need to swing by a rope. We got a little magical death This shit works faster than dope. Why don’t you worry about […]
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He said, you will be into sports. Or religion. Or booze. Or trucks. Maybe you’ll be into gambling. Your life will be based on luck. You will be hooked on fashion. On speed and controlling the climate. Yes, you’ll be loving that travel. And power even if you’re buyin’ it. You could be snagged by […]
Lucifer don’t bounce no checks. Got a million accounts who will. And Beelzebub will spill your guts Guts spilled in cringe-worthy swill. Ah guilt! You feel THAT!? Anxiety too?! Oh man, Old Slew foot, he love you! Barry
No one gives a shit about you. They DON”T! They DON”T! They DON”T! Like the heart could care less about the gall bladder. Take it out, it can go to hell! Like the nasal passages care about lungs… They DON”T! They DON”T as well! Like the fingernail cares about snot… Okay, it does, if […]
Halt! Who goes there?! I heard him say but Me, I turned and walked away and He, he pointed a stick at me and Me, I walked like someone free and He, he watched me escape, he. Barry
These soldiers don’t carry guns. Menacing, they know not. No, they accept with a smile. In their net you are caught. ‘Cause when you get drunk You buy my junk. You’ve been out- thunk. Accept it. Barry
If Jesus had a middle name, I bet that name was Harold. Jesus H. Christ! Gotta be, gotta be Harold… A name spoken far and wide. Sometimes muttered softly under dirty clothes in a closet and many times screamed madly from a bombed out, burning rooftop. “Harold!” whispered in disbelief. Jesus… H… Christ… “Har!” screamed […]
Today they look right at you. You are a movie star. Respect and attention, you’ve got it. You know just who you are. But then come the smarter than people. They kept you up at night. You praised them and smooched them And coochy-cooed them, Now it don’t feel so right. It’s humble pie… Take […]
They lined up for their badges. With this one came a truck and cage. A rod and noose manager for animal rage. This one got a knife and a heady – head light, And tonsa tiny pills to help the wearer sleep at night. The last badge assaulted freedom so it traveled witha weapon, The badgeless stayed in […]
Eat these things made of dirt He said. And make yourself out of dirt. He said. But beware of dirt, Piled dirt can hurt. And don’t play in school clothes neither. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
The guys there had a plan and Everyone was in it. Those without a plan never Realized they could so They didn’t, living out another’s plan. The plan said stop all planning. All collusion and get to-ing. Stop synergy in it’s tracks and send Those synergistic packing. And all their plan was lacking Was the […]
Tough not to judge from Where you are. You broken shoes and Dude gotta car. He rollin’ offa road not Too far. You better off breakin’ Shoes over thar. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Oh dat Evil! It be bad! Evil make awful Bess frienda never had. An at’s sad. Lawyers be glad. Puta nold guy ina seestem. .. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
He had no need for hugs and such. Give the hugs to those with much Love for huggers without clutch But whom still have their wallet. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Fuck brother, flash at smile. Hop on at Golden mile. Ride her an flail in style. Hold steel until and while We slide out single file Don’t hold back now really try If we make vee one we fly Then all those unanswered why’s? Why we should even fly. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]
Thanks and thank you. You’re too kind. I’m so glad you Kinda find My labor’s fruit to be so fine. But can I ride these coattails? There when awesome fails? Or will you toss me to the curb? Sideline me without a word. No more favors to be heard. As this awesomeness dissipates I wonder… […]
Someone runs the world. And they don’t like the way things are. Too many cows that look like people. Cows with milk gone sour. Cows have lost their power. And every stinking hour Cow by cow they cower. So limited in this world. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
His outgoing was incoming and Those beggars met in the middle. Neither force gave a tinker’s damn But with everything they would fiddle. Say yes to no questions Maybe take a hike To a friend or lover Someone that they like. Sorry, didn’t mean to Sorry doesn’t cut it When that out meets inner Maybe […]
A stink can be kicked up. Dust cloud on a gravel road. And a person can complain til the cows come home Ain’t none of it lighten the load. Gums a flappin’. Toes a tappin’. Providence nappin’. Willingness sappin’. Bad shit happen when Folks say dammit, I know! Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Dude was looking nowhere. There was nothing to be seen. Dude could see but not himself. Dude was in between. (warm storage) Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Maybe some wouldn’t call it murder. Just Ivan doing what Ivan does. The son-of-a-pupster kills Always for fun and Ivan kills just because. Won’t look you in the eye past two seconds. Thats all then he knows what you know. He pretends that he doesn’t though That you’re in control But deep down its true, […]
He licked his chops. Then her chops. Then his. Motherfucker can lick my balls. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Breathin’ in poison down by the boondocks. Choppin’ legs offa recently killed hogs. Keep ona runnin’ cain’t ya hear ’em dawgs? Hidin’ ain’t an option til we’re covered in fog. A fog of our very own makin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Bad shit happens to other people. Good shit happens there too. You wanna see shit happenin’ Stay away from this shadow fool. This shadow, it ain’t you. It’s poop ‘n pee in a pool. It’s hot not cool. A useless tool. This lucky spot is taken. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
The wasps they told the bumble bees. Told the ants and dragon flies too. Told spiders, flies and fungus gnats. ‘Parrently everybody knew. Hello. Who is this? This is you. Loudnclear. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Long schooled by strangers. Messaged through a ton ‘o papers. Churned by professionals wrapped so tight. Couldn’t peel their unhuman with a scraper. Then they say: you know boy. And they say: get go boy. And you are so scared, ho boy! But ya gotta keep up the show boy, So you hold your burning […]
Hey you mister complicator. Describing in long words. You don’t speak to people, no. You only speak to herds. One person takes too long, you say. One person takes up the whole damn day! One person may not take away… People are too damn simple. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
Take your ball and Head home if you want. This stupid shit is stupid shit! Stupid fucking shit and Stupid fucking shitters… Shitting stupid shitters With stupid shit! Thank you, friend. Barry out.
I pray to me. Please me please see. See what you do. See how you do it. See this big mess and a path through it? You’ve got. You’ve got this. Don’t shit and don’t piss. Yourself off. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
He knows if you are naughty. A karma believer, you. If you write it on your body No unbelieving, true? So courage you claim. No one’s to blame. Unfortunately even you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.