Archive for the 'fair warning' Category

Fellow Herdling

  No one gives a shit about you. They DON”T! They DON”T! They DON”T! Like the heart could care less about the gall bladder. Take it out, it can go to hell! Like the nasal passages care about lungs… They DON”T! They DON”T as well! Like the fingernail cares about snot… Okay, it does, if […]

Mind Da Law

Halt! Who goes there?! I heard him say but Me, I turned and walked away and He, he pointed a stick at me and Me, I walked like someone free and He, he watched me escape, he. Barry

Mexico’s Largest Cartel

These soldiers don’t carry guns. Menacing, they know not. No, they accept with a smile. In their net you are caught. ‘Cause when you get drunk You buy my junk. You’ve been out- thunk. Accept it. Barry

Praise You, Constraint Theory.

If Jesus had a middle name, I bet that name was Harold. Jesus H. Christ! Gotta be, gotta be Harold… A name spoken far and wide. Sometimes muttered softly under dirty clothes in a closet and many times screamed madly from a bombed out, burning rooftop. “Harold!” whispered in disbelief. Jesus… H… Christ… “Har!” screamed […]

The Boss Wasn’t Always

Today they look right at you. You are a movie star. Respect and attention, you’ve got it. You know just who you are. But then come the smarter than people. They kept you up at night. You praised them and smooched them And coochy-cooed them, Now it don’t feel so right. It’s humble pie… Take […]

Once The Army Went Through There Was Shit Worth Picking Up

They lined up for their badges. With this one came a truck and cage. A rod and noose manager for animal rage. This one got a knife and a heady – head light, And tonsa tiny pills to help the wearer sleep at night. The last badge assaulted freedom so it traveled witha weapon, The badgeless stayed in […]

The World Is My Mother I Shall Not Want

Eat these things made of dirt He said. And make yourself out of dirt. He said. But beware of dirt, Piled dirt can hurt. And don’t play in school clothes neither. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

It’s Brother, Mama, Neighbor / Cop – All A Way Up.

The guys there had a plan and Everyone was in it. Those without a plan never Realized they could so They didn’t, living out another’s plan. The plan said stop all planning. All collusion and get to-ing. Stop synergy in it’s tracks and send Those synergistic packing. And all their plan was lacking Was the […]

See… Here, It’s Raining.

Tough not to judge from Where you are. You broken shoes and Dude gotta car. He rollin’ offa road not Too far. You better off breakin’ Shoes over thar. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

But Could She Remember Rat Nine Thousand?

Oh dat Evil! It be bad! Evil make awful Bess frienda never had. An at’s sad. Lawyers be glad. Puta nold guy ina seestem. .. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Genuinely Hugless At Your Detriment

He had no need for hugs and such. Give the hugs to those with much Love for huggers without clutch But whom still have their wallet. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Waddy Ya Sellin’? Ahm In A Buyin’ Mood.

Fuck brother, flash at smile. Hop on at Golden mile. Ride her an flail in style. Hold steel until and while We slide out single file Don’t hold back now really try If we make vee one we fly Then all those unanswered why’s? Why we should even fly. Thank you, friend. Barry out.   […]

Awesomeness, You’re Flimsy And Only Last One Day.

Thanks and thank you. You’re too kind. I’m so glad you Kinda find My labor’s fruit to be so fine. But can I ride these coattails? There when awesome fails? Or will you toss me to the curb? Sideline me without a word. No more favors to be heard. As this awesomeness dissipates I wonder… […]

The Big Guys Fart Then Leave The Room

Someone runs the world. And they don’t like the way things are. Too many cows that look like people. Cows with milk gone sour. Cows have lost their power. And every stinking hour Cow by cow they cower. So limited in this world. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

The Lord Does Give And Take

His outgoing was incoming and Those beggars met in the middle. Neither force gave a tinker’s damn But with everything they would fiddle. Say yes to no questions Maybe take a hike To a friend or lover Someone that they like. Sorry, didn’t mean to Sorry doesn’t cut it When that out meets inner Maybe […]

It’s A Big Wind That Blows Mud

A stink can be kicked up. Dust cloud on a gravel road. And a person can complain til the cows come home Ain’t none of it lighten the load. Gums a flappin’. Toes a tappin’. Providence nappin’. Willingness sappin’. Bad shit happen when Folks say dammit, I know! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

With Their Headsets On No One Could Tell That They Were Now In Prison

Dude was looking nowhere. There was nothing to be seen. Dude could see but not himself. Dude was in between. (warm storage) Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Just Killin’ Time At The House

Maybe some wouldn’t call it murder. Just Ivan doing what Ivan does. The son-of-a-pupster kills Always for fun and Ivan kills just because. Won’t look you in the eye past two seconds. Thats all then he knows what you know. He pretends that he doesn’t though That you’re in control But deep down its true, […]

Fucking Rights Werewolves Exist!

He licked his chops. Then her chops. Then his. Motherfucker can lick my balls. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

How Will You Not Get Cancer?

Breathin’ in poison down by the boondocks. Choppin’ legs offa recently killed hogs. Keep ona runnin’ cain’t ya hear ’em dawgs? Hidin’ ain’t an option til we’re covered in fog. A fog of our very own makin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

If You’re Not In The Aggregate Shit Might Never Change

Bad shit happens to other people. Good shit happens there too. You wanna see shit happenin’ Stay away from this shadow fool. This shadow, it ain’t you. It’s poop ‘n pee in a pool. It’s hot not cool. A useless tool. This lucky spot is taken. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Maybe Don’t Take This As A Threat

The wasps they told the bumble bees. Told the ants and dragon flies too. Told spiders, flies and fungus gnats. ‘Parrently everybody knew. Hello. Who is this? This is you. Loudnclear. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most People Don’t Deserve An Opinion

Long schooled by strangers. Messaged through a ton ‘o papers. Churned by professionals wrapped so tight. Couldn’t peel their unhuman with a scraper. Then they say: you know boy. And they say: get go boy. And you are so scared, ho boy! But ya gotta keep up the show boy, So you hold your burning […]

He Wasn’t On Time. He Was On Something Else.

Hey you mister complicator. Describing in long words. You don’t speak to people, no. You only speak to herds. One person takes too long, you say. One person takes up the whole damn day! One person may not take away… People are too damn simple. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Better Than Playing To Win Is Playing To Play

Take your ball and Head home if you want. This stupid shit is stupid shit! Stupid fucking shit and Stupid fucking shitters… Shitting stupid shitters With stupid shit! Thank you, friend. Barry out.      

Life Sans Lords

I pray to me. Please me please see. See what you do. See how you do it. See this big mess and a path through it? You’ve got. You’ve got this. Don’t shit and don’t piss. Yourself off. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

The Great God CaChinga

He knows if you are naughty. A karma believer, you. If you write it on your body No unbelieving, true? So courage you claim. No one’s to blame. Unfortunately even you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

No Pill For Stupid

Squeezed into you. One eyelock at a time. To them it’s just another game. To your mind it’s a crime. Don’t look up. Don’t speak out. Folks with cleaner brains Will shout You down. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Rulers Have Guns And Big ‘Ol Stuns

One bush. One tree. A thick one yes? Hiding three dimensionally So look their best. You will not be found. Because you’re not a-round. You’re square. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

People Soon Were Not Impressed

Ah today comes. This day when shit hits The me fan me fan. Where dreams burst and A brilliant future gets Washed away in the Shit storm shit storm. Thankyou, friend. Barry out.