Negotiations.
Were at a standstill.
Someone gonna wind up
In a landfill.
Deals were broken.
Lies were spoken.
Wish I was smokin’
A wee bitta calm me down…
People crying.
Promises dying.
No! Not trying!
This new thing.
With a dead ring.
Don’t you bring
It to me.
I won’t!
I don’t!
Eat that. Do that. It’s crap.
Take it back.
Or I will test your mettle…
Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com
