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Month: September 2011

Awareness

A Note For Every Bottle Elsewise Opportunities Wasted

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 30, 2011
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When the chance arises to send a message we should grab it. Even if we might be the proclamation’s only recipient. No hint should escape […]

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Awareness

We All Packin’ A Mean Pile ‘O Rats

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 30, 2011
  • 0 comments

Mickey can’t make it on his own. He and Minnie need us bad. Well, our attention OK? Thank you, friend. Barry out. Uncle Walt Disney […]

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Awareness

Stroll Out Into An Empty Field To See What We’re Entitled To

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 30, 2011
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The sun give us life and burns us. The rain feeds and drowns. This planet owns us. Thank you, friend. Barry out. And besides themselves, […]

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Awareness

Tolerance Is Like Salt. It’s Good But Too Much Plays With Our Water Pressure.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 30, 2011
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There is a time and place to go to the bathroom but don’t wait too long. Leaving this type of important crap unappreciated is not […]

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Awareness

Its MeeksVille On The Line. They Would Like Us To Visit More Often.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 29, 2011
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No one should suffer long periods of being alive without a nice warm piece of humble pie. Just the occasional down home life pastry really […]

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Awareness

Don’t Be Giving Me Any Of Your Lip Because What If You Run Out?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 29, 2011
  • 0 comments

People should realize they can hoist only a limited weight, pitch in so much effort or offer X number of smart alecky comments. No one […]

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Awareness

It’s Tough I Know But Try Real Real Hard To Stop Buddy Aching

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 29, 2011
  • 3 comments

Many folks can sniff out only the faintest hint about which life chef might be burning their tossed salad. Sooner or later though, each of […]

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Awareness

Would You Trade That Broken Nose For A Taste Of Bitten Tongue?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 29, 2011
  • 0 comments

You Say Nutin’ Dolly The vast majority of eggin’ on should remain in the yoke. Meaning some familiar person should not say it. Who is […]

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Awareness

Knowing Why Makes Knowing What Easier To Bend, Swallow And Up Chuck If Needed

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 28, 2011
  • 0 comments

Man’s motive matters. Appreciating the compelling ideas producing actions can eliminate a pile of frustration and confusion. Like comprehending that schools, societies and religions teach […]

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Awareness

Want To Serve & Protect Your People? Why Doncha Lurk In Their Closet?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 28, 2011
  • 0 comments

Every Police Officer’s first line of authority is their uniform. Of course, they must be visible for this to work as intended. Or the whole […]

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Awareness

The Stinky Concept Of Moving Bowels Or Loot For Financial Gain

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 28, 2011
  • 0 comments

Some things must be repositioned. That’s just how nature works. Other things shouldn’t. Thank you, friend. Barry out.   “There is no sphere of human […]

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Awareness

And Every Time Your Spouse Is Late For Something You’ll Get A Call. Okay?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 27, 2011
  • 0 comments

My son’s school has an automatic squeal system. (ASS) An eerie compassionate-less computer entity automatically phones us whenever young dude scraps a class. Its a […]

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Awareness

Attention All Morons: Stop Feeding The Robots Your Diabolical New Ideas

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 27, 2011
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Try as we might, most of us cannot change. For the most part that’s a good thing because brands, countries and movie stars don’t mean […]

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Awareness

Once Upon A Time Massa Foot Da Lodgin’. Now We’s Pay n Pay n Pay n Pay.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 27, 2011
  • 0 comments

Movie plots follow a formula. And so it goes with life. Shite’s predictable. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Hickory dickory dock. All bankers have a […]

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Awareness

No One Will Ever Harass Me Like I Have, Capice? Are These Your HandCuffs, Sir?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2011
  • 1 comment

Don’t try to get in the way of me again. I said. Just stop keeping me from being me. I was serious as I could […]

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Awareness

The Battle of Britain and Uh, America, Etc.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2011
  • 10 comments

These fighters are a flying a little too close fer comfort. Everybody start searching everybody. (ESSE) And watch your neighbor, please! Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Imagine I’m Doing This For You. Just Imagine.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2011
  • 0 comments

Who is this person who is to be impressed now? Whom among us needs convincing? Holy Moly! It’s us, US, US! Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Shoulda Coulda Woulda Then I Wonder WHAT NOW? and Something Comes

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2011
  • 3 comments

Only stupid people don’t fall into better ways of doing things over time. But even smart people can’t be ready for everything. Nor should they […]

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Awareness

Heya I’m Barry From You Know: TranceCivilAnyovYa

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2011
  • 3 comments

Oh uh, hi there! Ya kind of caught me off guard there. Wasn’t expecting you. Or anything. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Hawkins had originally […]

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Awareness

Sporting My Father’s Shirt, Shoes, Shorts and Genes

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2011
  • 4 comments

That’s me in the middle Divided now and for all time. Dudes left the building. Thank you, friend. Barry out. http://youtu.be/8wAPaJW2hf8 Marc Cohn – Walking […]

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Awareness

No Way. Absolutely No Nocebos Allowed.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2011
  • 0 comments

I am whatever you think I am. And me as well. Real shite. Thank you, friend. Barry out. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocebo

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Awareness

Detour Ahead. Going Straight Is Out Of The Question.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2011
  • 0 comments

Shite changes when absolutely necessary. For some its far from necessary. Reburn the same log please. Thank you, friend. Barry out. http://youtu.be/MOjpR6t-VAs

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Awareness

Why Don’t More Folks Shun? Because It’s Fucking Hurtful Powerful That’s Why.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2011
  • 0 comments

Recently I had to close proximity shun (CPS) someone I once cared very much about. Their environment was the only thing I could effect. By […]

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Awareness

You Were Always Right BeeYatch

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2011
  • 0 comments

Some folks are learning nothing. They’d do everything the same again. That’s life sans imagination. Anyone can do that. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Toop […]

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Awareness

I Saw The Light and I’m Pretty Sure It Was THE Light.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2011
  • 0 comments

From the dank closet called my life I experienced this brilliance. A subtle, all encompassing glow seeped through every pore of my epidermis. I couldn’t […]

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Awareness

I Could Pretend I’m Still Here But I Won’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 13, 2011
  • 2 comments

My Dear Compadre, I’ma gonna be laying low for a few days again as I travel to be with my exiting father. The tough old […]

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Awareness

When Bad Uncles Expose Themselves You Can Bet Something’s Different

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 13, 2011
  • 1 comment

The energy industry is a ruthless place to survive and thrive. They ditch, they dodge and have learned over the years to hush up, cover […]

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Awareness

When You Go Into The Woods Today Just Know That You Ain’t Going Alone

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 12, 2011
  • 24 comments

No one is going to deny that they’re sporting a brain and body. Shoot, some people even admit to knowing about the mind / body […]

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Awareness

The Thing Is The Thing IS

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2011
  • 6 comments

Yep there are many shades of green. How many y’all  lookin’ fer? Thank you, friend. Barry out. Don’t think of the words. Just listen to […]

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Awareness

Curve Balls Indicate There Is No Need To Go Straight To Hell

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2011
  • 0 comments

Space / time is warped. Oh sure, we can travel directly through it if we want but there’s a chance of ricochets and that shite […]

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