Year: 2012

Just in case them crunching sounds really is boots on the ground I want to remind everyone I’m just here holding the boat paddle. This […]

No one can trash us the way we trash ourselves. Those wrists are for OUR cutting only THKQ! Similarly a person don’t wan to be […]

Don’t say you’ll phone once the rates go down because you haven’t. You’ll see us as soon as the temperature stays above freezing for three […]

People’s minds must be changed. If it takes knives or two swords crossed it don’t matter on account of a rising tide raising all de […]

Ancient history is simple to change but it ain’t easy. The entire shebang comes down to being able to see things from a completely altered […]

Some folks don’t appreciate anyone taking them lightly. They think frowning somehow presents the most productive mask which alone allows proper deciphering of their precise […]

Before my company flew too close to the 2008 recession sun and crashed, it employed an employee advocate. He was one person answering to one […]

Stop working for duration. Start producing now. Thank you, friend. Barry out. We need more “now” manufactured in the world and we need people to […]

Get into a group with more than one-hundred and fifty people and there’s no doubt you’re getting into trouble. Start stacking those folks up on […]

Someday (soon) you might come to this url and nothing will be here. Thousands of hours of writing and plenty of evidence of just how […]

For fifteen years the cynical young dude had been taking the easiest, simplest route to everywhere and everything. Nothing fancy, it was just a way […]

Not everybody knows or understands the “Do unto others” thing as well as they should. The fact that most folks DO know that life works […]

Say you are in a situation where you must act without question. One where you must follow the institutional thinking you were taught by your […]

Werner Heisenburg’s uncertainty principle suggests observers affect the observed. This is also why numbers cause people to create all manner of ginormous fibs and strange […]

Twenty-twelve is supposed to be the last year for Mayan calender sales. Probably just a neat coincidence because how could the M-meisters have known that […]

This kid was crazy. This kid was dangerously crazy in that he didn’t think of repercussions. There were no outcomes to be considered. No futures […]

Today I ask my recently past father and all dead relatives of my mother’s not to weigh so heavily upon wee Barry. Let his genes […]

My legs run nowhere as fast as a part of me thinks they should. I can’t lift as much as I thought I could. The […]

They were standing there, surrounded by expectant looking strangers. One of the smaller boy strangers motioned a cup toward the new groom who cocked his […]

Once upon a time this naive sales representative was promoted into management. Dude felt fortunate to be in management and in his fortunosity forgot all […]

One of my nephews is in his late twenties and needs his nose fixed. His nose needs fixing because his younger brother broke it during […]

For decades my fake offspring Jason and I did battle. I swore his mother was going to attend court with him because I’ll be gawd […]

Who is NOT forced into pitching something these days? Do folks really understand what they must represent? Or what that coerced representation will eventually lead […]

Is it better to be born with the ability to chat folks up or be quietly intelligent? I hope its not obvious that I’m betting […]

Does Newt Gingrich or The Donald have false teeth? If they do I may have just blown my theory. Sheeoot, I could really use a […]

Convince a trained attack dog to not attack you. You’ve got two seconds. One…twouch… Humans succumb to such conditioning too, so unless you’re a reading […]

Nothing has much meaning if no one remembers it. For folks who possess a decent memory the past can carry shite that we wish didn’t […]

The piece of crap computer I am tapping this out from has no opinion about my intelligence. Even if sometimes I imagine that it’s doing […]

The bus is not coming to wherever we are waiting. But somewhere along our route we will approach that place where we thought we where […]

Lawyers around the world do not agree with the “judge not lest ye be judged” thing because so many of the beggars eventually want to […]